Hey now, I don't want to be
Some ol' snob who's drinking wine
I like the drink that's made for cheer
And rollicking good times

It's clear that I love beer
It's fated to be great
I drool just like a fool
And drain a pint again
My tongue is turning numb
I hope a bathroom's near
But it is all worthwhile
I grin from ear to ear
It's clear that I love beer

Drink until I'm not a bore
I drink until I'm fun
I drink until my sex appeal
Is second to none

It's clear that I love beer
Give me Irish Red
The finest of the fine
And bred for awesome head
And if I have to barf
I hope a bucket's near
Choking on my bile
I'll get my windpipe clear
And spear another beer

I order one or two (you can join me if you want)
And then it's deja vu ('cause I know just what I want)
I order one or two (now I feel so confidant)
And I can't stop

It's clear that I love beer
Oh waiter bring me eight
It's cold and that is cool
I'll drain a pint again
I'm glum and so humdrum
Until I'm full of cheer
That's served in lager style
Then everyone's a dear
It's clear that it's the beer

My gait is not real straight
I'm holding on my stool
The room's begun to veer
Pink elephants appear
It's clear I need more beer

Come buy me one or two
I know you're dying to
I'm never ever through
Until I just can't move