Song Parodies -> "Mush It"

Original Song Title:

"Push It"

Original Performer:

"Mush It"

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The Lyrics

I am fussy when I eat food
I don't mean to be a pill
I prefer it all smooshed over
Into puree, hear me out
Eat like a baby (eat like a baby), no need to bite
Eat like a baby (eat like a baby), it just feels right

No crispy salad and well-done steak, gimmee mashed plums and some runny eggs!
Mush it! Make my dinner softer!
m-m-m-Mush it! Make it thin as water!

I'm sorry if it bugs you
Please don't ask me why
I need my food real mushy
I'm SPD* inclined
Eat mash and gravy (eat mash and gravy), it just feels so right
Pour on more gravy (pour on more gravy), makes it less dry
Don't want cookies or crumbly cake, some applesauce and a protein shake!
Mush it! Make this meal more tender!
m-m-m-Mush it! Throw it in a blender!

Come on mush it, gotta mush it! Come on mush it, overstew it
Come on mush it, gotta mush it (2x)

Swishy yet tasty (swishy yet tasty)
Texture is light
Swishy yet tasty (swishy yet tasty)
My tongue feels so slight

Granola's something I can't take
Just soak that milk with my Frosted Flakes!
Mush it! Make all my food softer!
(Mush it! That is all I order)
Pie a la mode with no crust I take
(Mush it, make my food much softer!)
I do enjoy pea soup by the lake
(Mush it, make my food much softer!)
Steak tartare now licked off my plate
Some baked squash would taste twice as great!

Eat like a baby, no need to bite
Eat like a baby, no need to bite
Mush it! Mush it! Mush it! Mush it! Mush it!

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Wendy Christopher - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment

Loved the angry tone of this one up against the OS. 555 - although if I'm honest, I now have this burning need to go eat some Doritos and muesli...;)

Porfle Popnecker - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment

Squishy!

Meriadoc - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Mush! Mush!
Heard you leave your bowl in the rain now
Mush! Mush!
Cooked too hard and you'll flush it down the drain

Rex - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment

So you're the guy who bought the bass-o-matic! Maybe you should try putting your teeth back in. :-)

Matthias - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment

This parody was in good taste although I don't think any of this would taste good. Maybe it would but the texture would be terrible.

bobpiecheese - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Ah, mudge. The kind of texture usually found after leaving your Weetbix for too long, or in chip sandwiches. Aaaand now I want a chip sandwich. Dangit. Fantastic parody for such an odd concept, 555!

Below Average Dave - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

"I don't mean to be a pill" . . . I'm missing something on this one too. . .I don't think you care too much for Garbage. . .I'm just guessing

Blaydeman - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) It's okay Aggy, I don't really like Garbage either. This is such an interesting topic and I thoroughly enjoyed reading your spin on it.

Agrimorfee - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment

Hmm, other than being a little repetitive within their songs I really don't have a problem with the group. I don't see where you guys got that impression from.

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