Britney's shrink is cashing in, I think (x4)

"Britney, lets talk about your tough childho-o-o-o-ood (tough childhood)
Open up to me, it'll make you feel go-o-o-o-ood (feel real good)
Did your mom and dad ever give you hugs? (no dang hugs...)
Don't despair; I can prescribe you really good dru-u-u-u-ugs (kick-ass drugs!)

You know you're not the Mouseketeer that you used to be
You're all washed up, so lets discuss my fee...."

Britney's shrink is cashing in, I think
She's on the couch, and she's quite close to the brink
Britney cannot see all this psychotherapy
Is money down the sink: so three big cheers for Britney's shrink!

Britney's shrink is cashing in, I think (x2)

"Britney, do you remember when you shaved your head? (shaved your head)
Tell me about that total dick you we-e-e-e-ed (loser Kev)
Letting your kid steer your car was probably wrong (whatchoo on?)
And how did they taste? Madonna's tonsils and to-o-o-o-ongue? (tonsils and tongue)

Well, I know what the pressures of great fame can do...
I've got a slot at four, so I can see your sister too"

Britney's shrink is cashing in, I think
He's gettin' rich, coz she's crazier than Pink
Fifty sessions mo', at three hundred bucks a throw
Will keep his wife in mink; he's laughin' coz he's Britney's shrink

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Britney's shrink is cashing in, I think (he gives me a sly wink)
With last month's check, he bought himself an ice rink (for skating, for skating)
Man, this job's the best: he's got Amy Winehouse next
The dude deserves a drink...
It's chilled Cristal for Britney's shrink!

Britney's Shrink! (he's a winner!)
New sports car for...Britney's shrink! (red Ferrari!)
He ought to praise the Lord
That he's not been done for fraud
No lobster in the clink
Not even when you're Britney's shrink....