He bit his own arm today, and that's not OK to do
He hit his wife's head, and broken it all in 3 as a crowd
He still looks after his glasses
And doesn't break them after all (like we do)
It isn't Sean Lock
But it barely is Chris Robinson

I'm going nigh for a while
So I can go out with a bang (I will)
I'm going nigh for a while
Don't tell me cos I drink coke (mmmm)
I'm going nigh for a while
So I can go out for a smoke (yeah, yeah)
I'm going nigh for a while
So I can go out with a bang (I will)

He wished his girlfriend goodbye
Whilst she is Iran, I'm from Bolton
He lived his life in style, and gave it all to me then
He was so delicate to me, and drank cocaine with rum and bliss

I'm going out for a while
So I can out with a bang (I will)
I'm going nigh for a while
Don't tell me cos I will drink blood (not nice)
I'm going out for a while
Or I will be blocked from Twitter (not good)
I'm going out for a while
So I can get nigh with my friends (yes, no)
I'm going out for a while
Don't tell me to shut the heck up

Don't tell me cos you've lost your glasses
You've broken them, and that's annoying
(Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah)
Don't go down that road, cos we've been there before
(No, no, no, no, no, no)

I'm going out for a while
So I can get nigh with my mates (I will)
I'm going out for a while
Don't tell me cos I won't be grand (no, no)
I'm going out for a while
So I can get down with the kids (yeah, yeah)
I'm going out for a while
Don't believe this cos I ain't schoolchildren
(No)
I'm going out for a while
So I can't get out of my house (I will)
I'm going out for a while
Don't leave cos I am Trent Reznor

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