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Song Parodies -> "What a Dick (Morris)"
Original Song Title:
"Epic"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Faith No More
Parody Song Title:
"What a Dick (Morris)"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Political hack, er, commentator Dick Morris recently went on TV and claimed that it would be "horrific" if a genuine reformer, Ron Paul, were to win the GOP nomination. I don't understand why anyone takes Dick Morris seriously; he's switched parties as often as Newt Gingrich has switched wives, and while he was working for Bill Clinton he was caught letting a prostitute (whose toes he enjoyed sucking) listen in on his phone conversations with the President. Of course, NOW he's a hardcore neocon who loves bashing his old boss Clinton (and now Ron Paul as well). Sorry, Dick, but 2012 is going to be the end of the world for the corrupt politicians (yourself included) who control both major parties. For We The People, though, it will be anything but the end...it'll be the beginning of a new era of peace, prosperity, and a return to the Constitution. Paul 2012!
Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
We the people are waking up and having our say
You will never understand if you're a merchant of wars
Or a hack who likes sucking on the toes of the whores
It's a new day that dawns with its light
And our freedom, will be outta sight
We can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But Dick just doesn't get it cause he's nibbling someone's feet
Dick hates Ron Paul, but we won't listen
Bush spyin', lyin', Obama did the same
And I'm sick of Eric Holder's Fast and Furious games
But Ron's gonna end it, got change, now we'll spend it
Gonna send it and we'll bend it
Dick hates Ron Paul, but we won't listen
Dick just wont know what he is missin'
Those who lie are afraid, cause they will not win
Corruption eruption, we'll end all that sin
We can't go on feeling all this pain
Our nation's freedom will not be in vain
Dick hates Ron Paul, but we won't listen
Dick just wont know what he is missin'
Who cares? (What a Dick)
Who cares? (What a Dick)
A Dick
Who cares? (What a Dick)
We the people are waking up and having our say
You will never understand if you're a merchant of wars
Or a hack who likes sucking on the toes of the whores
It's a new day that dawns with its light
And our freedom, will be outta sight
We can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But Dick just doesn't get it cause he's nibbling someone's feet
Dick hates Ron Paul, but we won't listen
Bush spyin', lyin', Obama did the same
And I'm sick of Eric Holder's Fast and Furious games
But Ron's gonna end it, got change, now we'll spend it
Gonna send it and we'll bend it
Dick hates Ron Paul, but we won't listen
Dick just wont know what he is missin'
Those who lie are afraid, cause they will not win
Corruption eruption, we'll end all that sin
We can't go on feeling all this pain
Our nation's freedom will not be in vain
Dick hates Ron Paul, but we won't listen
Dick just wont know what he is missin'
Who cares? (What a Dick)
Who cares? (What a Dick)
A Dick
Who cares? (What a Dick)
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