Song Parodies -> "Indianapolis Colts (Never Gonna Win it)"

Original Song Title:

"My Lovin' (Never Gonna Get it)"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Indianapolis Colts (Never Gonna Win it)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Well, the trifecta is now complete: I've parodied all the NBA, MLB and NFL teams. I've decided to put this song last in my NFL series, because I want to punish the Colts for leaving Baltimore.

No, you're never gonna win it (Damn!)
Never ever gonna win it (Oh, not this year)
No, you're never gonna win it (Not Indy)
Never ever gonna win it
No, you're never gonna win it (Damn!)
Never ever gonna win it (Not this year)
No, you're never gonna win it (Not Indy)
Never ever gonna win it, oh...no!

I remember back in Baltimore when the Colts were all of that and more
Then they were destroyed by a bad man, he took them in a big old moving van

What made you think that you could just get out of this town
Without a good fight, oh?
I'd just laugh out loud as you make a fool of yourself
Cause you're just wasting your time now

No, you're never gonna win it, not this year
Never ever gonna win it, not Indy no
No, you're never gonna win it
You won't win the Super Bowl
No, you're never gonna win it, not this year
Never ever gonna win it, not Indy
No, you're never gonna win it
Gonna pay for your mistake, oh...no!

Now you got a lot of superstars, said I hope you'll never get that far
Hope you'll always lose every day, then we'll dance all over Irsay's grave
It doesn't matter what you do or what you say, we'll always hate you each day
Maybe next time you give the NFL some respect
If you think you're gonna win, no way!

No, you're never gonna win it, not this year
Never ever gonna win it, not Indy no
No, you're never gonna win it
You won't win the Super Bowl
No, you're never gonna win it, not this year
Never ever gonna win it, not Indy
No, you're never gonna win it
Gonna pay for your mistake

No, you're never gonna win it, not this year
Never ever gonna win it, not Indy
No, you're never gonna win it
You won't win the Super Bowl
No, you're never gonna win it, not this year
Never ever gonna win it, not Indy no
No, you're never gonna win it
Gonna pay for your mistake, oh...no!

Yes, sir!...You can try all you want, and never win!
Oh no, you're not!
Cause you see, Indy, in the playoffs, you'll lose it
And you're going to hell!

It doesn't matter what you do or what you say, we still hate you today
Maybe next time you give the NFL some respect
If you think you're gonna win, no way!

(And now it's time for breakdown!)

Never gonna win it, never gonna win it
Never gonna win it, never gonna win it
Never gonna win it, never gonna win it
Never gonna win it, oh no no no!

Never gonna win it, never gonna win it
Never gonna win it, never gonna win it
Never gonna win it, never gonna win it
Never gonna win it, never gonna win!

(Can't win)...no, (can't win)...no
(Can't win)...no, (can't win)...no

No, you're never gonna win it, I know it
Never ever gonna win it, I know it
No, you're never gonna win it, I know it
Never ever gonna win it, I know it
No, you're never gonna win it, I know it
Never ever gonna win it, I know it
No, you're never gonna win it, I know it
Never ever gonna win it, I know it

No, you're never gonna win it, not this year
Never ever gonna win it, I know it
No, you're never gonna win it, cause I know it
Never ever gonna win it, cause I know it...

Sorry, Peyton Manning, Marvin Harrison and Edgerrin James...

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Colts Fan - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Curse you, Freddie C. and you crybaby Baltimore fair weather fans. I hope the Ravens crumble this year and the Colts win it all in 2004-2005..

Former Baltimoron - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah! Very good parody. How dare they leave Baltimore! 555

Colts Fan - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

They left Baltimore for better pastures, leaving Baltimore fans bitter posers. You can't even rest after the Cravens won the Super Bowl, because their offense will always stink, unless the Colts, who have a great offense and improving defense. Watch out Patriots, we always beat the defending Champs.

Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Since when is Indiana a better pasture than Baltimore? They don't even have big-league baseball there! In fact, the last time Indiana had a big-league baseball team, they won the Federal League Pennant in 1914, and moved to... Newark! That's how much they hated India-no-place! Right now, Eli is even-money to win the Roman Numeral Game before Peyton. And I don't even like the Giants!

eh - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment

baltimore basically doesnt have a baseball franchise either wins the last time the O's have done anything exactly another thing the colts will end up winning it in time and quit bitchin u got a new franchise in baltimore and u dont really here cleveland bitchin about how u stole there good team

Max Power - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment

At the expense of the Pats.

who cares what my name is - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment

What's with all the 1's votes? This parody was well paced.

QUOTE THE CRAVEN - December 25, 2024 - Report this comment

NEVER MORE

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.