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Hi, my name is.
What? My name is.
Who? My name is tik tiky Darth Vader.
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Hi fans, even those by Niagra.
Me and Luke's fights are as exciting as Viagra.
Wanna have big boobs and talk like Princess Leah.
Hey at least I'm not like that big boy Jabba.
My brains fried up.
It is kind of messed up.
George Lucas and his homies are making this crap up.
And Princess Leah said.
Vader you got fashion.
Uh hu.
You sent me to Jabba the Hutt where I got a lashing.
Well, since age eight. I was part of slave race.
Who didn't remember my mom just her face.
Got pissed off and ripped Jabba the Hutt's tits off.
Sent the bug away but he didn't know he got ripped off.
Smoking to much grass.
Pinching Leah's ass.
Faster than I chopped Luke's hand just as fast.
Come here Ewoks.
Hey Vader those aren't Ewoks.
I don't give a damn I was sent to wipe it all off.

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Hi, my name is.
What? My name is.
Who? My name is tiky tiky Darth Vader.
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Luke just found I was a Jedi.
He killed me off. I wasn't even 55.
I chopped his hand off with a saber.
He shot me with his phaser.
He said "your not my father, Darth Vader"
Walked in that weird bar.
Where Han Solo and Chewbacca are.
Got a few drinks, wondered how it was to get the hiccups {what}
I mean for the Wookies. Do they get nookies?
Cuz' I heard Princess Leah yelling, "Oh Chewy, Chewy!"
Ninety-nine percent of Luke's life he was lied to.
He just found out more about his sister than I do.
I told he better the dark side or else.
He would have to bend over and feel the sting of my belt. {come here}

I knew I'd make it when I said that sappy speech.
And trusted that old peach.
To far from Luke's reach.
Some guy in the Death Star wanted my autograph.
So signed it, "Get on board with me or you'll death" {asshole}

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Hi, my name is.
What? My name is.
Who? My name is tiky tiky Darth Vader.
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R2D2, get him outta the way.
C-3PO, don't just stand there operate.
The death Star blew up, I'm going to die.
The Emperor is taking me to a cemetary and taking my life.
Is my life over, I can feel the fire.
And Luke saying crummy lines, let's fix these desires.
All my life I was a daring kind of guy.
I hadn't had a woman for lightyears.
My scalp has no hair to hide.
Clothes black like that cartoon dude Spawn.
I can't remember that pawn.
I think he was a con.
When I was little I had the Force behind my side when I threw fits.
I loved that Pricess Amadala she big tits.
I lay awake and I'm strapped up in a bed.
With just my boots and my cape but nothing on my head.
I'm freaking mad.
By the way, when see that lad {Luke}
Tell him that his father's still alive. Buy a Sci-Fi mag.

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Hi, my name is.
What? My name is.
Who? My name is tiky tiky Darth Vader.
Repeat.