*Airrider lets off an airhorn*
May I have your attention please?
I SAID, "YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!"
Will the real fanfic characters please stand up?
I repeat, will the real fanfic characters please stand up?
Nobody pays attention...as usual...

Y'all act like you never seen a reviewer before
Tappin' on his keyboard like some kinda hacker usin' the back door
To some great big database, and all it stores
Are fanfics with all this **** about anime worlds (Ahh!)
It's like the story don't matter no more, no way am I kidding,
When people try to write all sorts of fanficion
And OOC fans said nothing you idiots!
Fanfiction's dead, since they came and killed 'em! (Ha-ha!)
Not many men or women know who I am
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Airrider? What's that? Who's him?
Look at him, walkin around rescuin' the Chobit sisters
On In The Double-Ohs. So, he's an RP-er!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's in an OOC Fic writer's room
Sometimes, I wanna write a fic and just let loose, but can't
'Cuz if I write what I want, Air's a Mary Sue!
"Instead of that, they're this, instead of this, they're that
Instead of being Chobits, Chii and Freya are vamps"
And that's the problem with this kind of OOC crap
For anyone who don't know what Chobits is, they're JACKED!
Of course we're gonna know how OOC goes
But we're all otaku folks
We all got Animax or we don't.
"You ain't nothing but fanboys..." Well, some of us smart boys
Who know what the deal is about all these hype boys [SHIZZLE!]
But if we can make Asuka a gangbanga
Then there's no reason that I shouldn't read hentai manga
[*EWWW!*] But if you want in-character, I got the antidote
Chii-chan wave your pantsu-hose, sing the chorus and it goes

I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Case A: don't gotta make Belldandy drunken and really angsty;
Why make The Sopranos outta AMG?!
You think I give a damn about OOC?
Half of you know other anime anyway, so use one of those. GEE!
"But Air, haven't you wondered how it would be?"
Why? So I could see something like a slutty Chii?
So you can turn Ojamajo Doremi into MTV?
I mean, when CLAMP wrote Tsubasa, what they did
Was cross over, not dislocate, maim and displace
Like, Chii still acted like Chii and Syaoran's still ace
You think it's flaming? Damn right I'm freaked
"Duuuh, hey guys, let's make Belldandy cuss a lot, hee-hee!"
Just be glad the reviewer behind you is me
If I didn't get to you first, you'd be super-MST-ed! [AHHH!]
Do some research on your series first, or all you'll do is annoy me
And get me to use language that would destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
Who act like me; who care about their fave anime like me
Who type like me; logical and literate like me
And who might know a lot about fandom but not like me!

I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a real nerd to listen to, but only cause I'm givin you
Things you know you've read on FF.net in your bedroom
The only difference is I got the facts to back it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be fanboyish about it at all
I just get on the forums and fling it
And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just wing it
I don't need to think as long as others have to
When I talk about people writing fanfiction that don't have rules
It's funny; Imagine if for one day all around the world
We actually wrote fanfics about Sailor Moon being a magical girl
Chii is just Chii instead of a vamp or catgirl
And we actually wrote about an anime's actual characters
And every single good guy has an Airrider inside
He could be workin at the Best Buy, lookin' up some techno B-sides
[*YEAH!*] Or on FF.net, browsin'
Lookin' for a good Chobits fic
'Cuz he's sick of the whole OOC schtick.
So, will you OOC guys please let up?
Or use a different anime fandom for that fic you're writin' up?
Just be proud to be in a free world and in control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I've got my opinions, know you don't wanna hear it
All you readin' fanficion, look up and review it
So won't you with opinions please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Yeah...
I'm not asking you to change...
But seriously, guys...some of 'em read like badfics...