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Song Parodies -> "Invest"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Invest"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey you, with that cash in your hand
your future unplanned
will you save it in case you are canned?
anyway, please invest..

I know you need rsp's
your life will be free,
or the poorest guy I've ever seen,
anyway, plase invest..

and if you invest, you'll build a nest,
I promise you that
your 401k
pulls your life from the fat
I promise you that
I promise you that
I promise you that..
please invest..

you need to before you're too old
some cash to re fold
or some bonds that always will grow,
anyway, please invest

and if you invest, you'll build a nest,
I promise you that
your 401k
pulls your life from the fat
I promise you that
I promise you that
I promise you that..
please invest..

and if you invest, you'll build a nest,
I promise you that
your 401k
pulls your life from the fat
I promise you that
I promise you that
I promise you that..
please invest..

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