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Song Parodies -> "Black Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Santa"
Original Performer:
Earl Grady (Christmas Jams)
Parody Song Title:
"Black Santa"
Parody Written by:
Oofle McGoofle
The Lyrics
Black Santa
Only gives advice to me
“Get a job
Don’t live home for free, Sonny!”
WTF??? MF’s crazy!!!
He doesn’t like da B-Ball
He doesn’t watch MTV
But I once caught him drinkin’
A bottle of Hennessy!
Could it be…???
Black Santa
Bro’ is from my hood
But he ain’t that jolly
Like that old, fat white dude!!!
He ain’t never left no presents
Doesn’t come down the chimney
More like breakin’ and enterin’
The suspect of robberies!
St. Nick with felonies!!!
And where are his reindeer?
He drives a Benz by himself
Only Hos that he knows
Are slidin’ on poles at Ralph’s!
Imma put some rat poison
In that MoFo’s milk glass
Some arsenic cookies too
Have (my) homies beat his ass!
Merry…
Christmas?
In ma hood?
Fu-k that!!!
Only gives advice to me
“Get a job
Don’t live home for free, Sonny!”
WTF??? MF’s crazy!!!
He doesn’t like da B-Ball
He doesn’t watch MTV
But I once caught him drinkin’
A bottle of Hennessy!
Could it be…???
Black Santa
Bro’ is from my hood
But he ain’t that jolly
Like that old, fat white dude!!!
He ain’t never left no presents
Doesn’t come down the chimney
More like breakin’ and enterin’
The suspect of robberies!
St. Nick with felonies!!!
And where are his reindeer?
He drives a Benz by himself
Only Hos that he knows
Are slidin’ on poles at Ralph’s!
Imma put some rat poison
In that MoFo’s milk glass
Some arsenic cookies too
Have (my) homies beat his ass!
Merry…
Christmas?
In ma hood?
Fu-k that!!!
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