Y'all know me,
Still same WHiZZi,
The Netherland-ie,
Created that Dutch drumming message B.,
With no trolls to see,
Cuz we got Elvis and Bobbi,
Driew, Anth, Bruce the Duck and Stupidhippie,
Lovin' me cuz I can finally provide these members with IPB,
Got a crib and a study that is all full of back,
Ups for if it ever is to crash,
If WOWAY ever decides to pull another 13th of March,
Y'all think I'm gonna let my site freeze?
Oh please,
You'd better click the Amazon link-y,
To continue I am needing the money,
Y'all should know that it doesn't grow on no trees,
WOWAY's no breeze,
Not easy as it seems,
Gotta add new smilies,
And no file tradin' for the police,
Got you guys tons of fonts to type when you're in the mood,
And when you're really having a good day you can use the smilie sunglasses dude,
Y'all better listen up closely cuz I'm postin' another announcement,
On the interface,
Y'all are the reason that I give my time and spend my money,
So donate!
All of y'all,
To become a WOWAY_Lover,
And for the members that's P-H-3-4-R,

Now days everybody wanna post,
Like they got somethin' to say,
At Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
But they get flamed by trolls,
They get run out by trolls,
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't forgot WOWAY,

Now days everybody wanna post,
Like they got somethin' to say,
At Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
But they get flamed by trolls,
They get run out by trolls,
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't forgot WOWAY,

So what do you say "bout somebody like Stan?
(What?)
Or a clueless newbie who refuses to understand?
Someone that just can't get their feet on the ground,
Once it looks like spam,
Then they can get banned,
One day I was readin' on,
AMW-A with my stereo on,
When I heard a guy,
Talkin' bout Al's suicide,
Sayin' that Weird Al, today, has died,
Check the paper and CNN.com,
That guy was just tryin' to drop a bomb,
On us Weird Al fans,
His idea of a sick joke, that's right, that screwed up man,
Go outside with a broken mind tryin' to walk it off,
Now where'm I s'posed to get,
Weird Al news?
That site's a bore,
That when I got a link from Yankovic dot org,
World of "Weird Al" Yankovic where users only post the truth,
With the info not flawed and a handful of mods,
And a higher level of couth,
So from here on out I'm part of the WOWAY crew,
I'll just have to put up with Driew,
Looking deep into songs and space for all the Al-Gals to droo',
*Chigga* *Chigga* *Chigga*,
Bermuda,
Sits down on his computa',
Chats and updates us on the happenins when he's in the mood-a,
Call me a fruit-a,
Sorry but I'm Al crazy,
Since Poodle Hat you can't save me,
It's fo' sho' I'll be here, lady,

Now days everybody wanna post,
Like they got somethin' to say,
At Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
But they get flamed by trolls,
They get run out by trolls,
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't forgot WOWAY,

Now days everybody wanna post,
Like they got somethin' to say,
At Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
But they get flamed by trolls,
They get run out by trolls,
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't forgot WOWAY,

If it was up to me,
The trolls would all flee,
But eventually,
We got Jasper Johns and our boy Eddy,
Jasper_Johns_the_Home_Frie eddywho and eddy50,
Now I got a link on the Mecca, see?
Now everybody wanna come to me,
Like it was some disease,
Make one post and flee,
When I say most,
Only 53% of our members have ever made more than one single post,
Yeah, you wanna run around talkin' bout trolls like we ain't got none,
All we do is scold "em all,
To keep it suitable,
For all audiences and all roots "n all,
With 2 mods for my staff,
Patrollin' paragraphs,
And still makin' our members laugh,
I don't have to post,
--Much for people to know I'm topmost,
Like the WOWAY's ghost,
All read through and WOWAY is married now,
To the Russian poster Seva,
Be together foreva',
Marriage delayed,
Cuz Seva's afraid,
Of how Bruce the Duck, his part, will play,

Now days everybody wanna post,
Like they got somethin' to say,
At Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
But they get flamed by trolls,
They get run out by trolls,
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't forgot WOWAY,

Now days everybody wanna post,
Like they got somethin' to say,
At Alt.Music.Weird_Al,
But they get flamed by trolls,
They get run out by trolls,
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't forgot WOWAY.