Fat, Eat It,
Fun Zone, Amish Paradise,
Airline Amy, Gump, Albuquerque,
Truck Drivin' Song, Melanie,
Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White,

(Still,
Still writin' those parodies, huh, Al?)
Oh fo' sho'!
Yeah,
Poodle Hat,

It's still Yankovic, alright?
Not Yankovich, alright?
I've grown a lot,
Since Eat It blown a lot,
I frequent polka, country, rap, and rock,
Got a tendency to take their beat and mock,
What they sayin', Then I rake in my payin',
And everything I say, you know I'm just playin',
They wanna know if I still got it,
See how well I mock, play, act, plot it,
(If you like parody)
"Weird Al" Yank's the name,
Still up in da game,
Still makin' the top,
Still mockin' the pop,
Still got new songs to drop,
Still got Bermuda makin' the bop, bop,
Still can write till I flop and even then not stop,
Still mournin' my pop,
Still not a cop,
Still writin' songs "bout truck stops,

Still,
(Representin' poodles and hamsters all across the world)
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Still,
Drop your words but I keep the beat,
And I still got money at my feet,
It's the "Weird Al" Y.
(I'm representin' poodles and hamsters all across the world)
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Still,
Drop your words but I keep the beat,
And I still got money at my feet,
It's the "Weird Al" Y.

Y'all remember My Bologna and Eat It,
Still got it,
Me and my dog just put out another CD,
Took my humor to the streets and spoofed Eminem,
But he wouldn't let me do a video, thought it would ruin him,
I've decided, no more meat,
Now vegetables are all I eat,
I like to stick to corn and whole grain wheat,
All parodists know what I am the elite,
All parodists know that I cannot be beat,
Wake up in the AM,
Turn on the radio,
Write up a parody of this Slim Shady-o,
It's not amateur,
It's the tried, I'm sure,
It'll be a hit wherever I are,
Still parod-ay yo,
Signed with Volcano,
I even had my own TV show,
Swap meets,
Websites and world-wide tour,
Welcome to WOWAY, y'all,

Still,
(Representin' poodles and hamsters all across the world)
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Still,
Drop your words but I keep the beat,
And I still got money at my feet,
It's the "Weird Al" Y.
(I'm representin' poodles and hamsters all across the world)
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Still,
Drop your words but I keep the beat,
And I still got money at my feet,
It's the "Weird Al" Y.

It's all about my polkas of other people's stuff,
Foreign music and y'all still ain't had enough,
Whether you're coolin' on the corner with yo friends, too,
Which CD are you gonna listen to?
Representin' poodles and hamsters all across the world,
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Write about food,
Get y'all in a good mood,
When you hear "bout your favorite dish in my newest track,
(So if you like parodies)
"Weird Al" Yank be the name,
I said it before, still the same,
Still gotta rap like an Amish,
Still gotta pay homage,
Now takin' time off my fewer,
To go "round on tour,
Takin' it to Australia and back,
Oregon still don't get jack,
Forget Earth,
My song was played on Mars,
Still got my nice car,

Still,
(Representin' poodles and hamsters all across the world)
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Still,
Drop your words but I keep the beat,
And I still got money at my feet,
It's the "Weird Al" Y.
(I'm representin' poodles and hamsters all across the world)
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Still,
Drop your words but I keep the beat,
And I still got money at my feet,
It's the "Weird Al" Y.
(I'm representin' food junkies all across the world)
Still,
(Got a wife and a new baby girl)
Still,
Drop your words but I keep the beat,
And I still got money at my feet,
It's the "Weird Al" Y.

(Angry White Boy Polka,
Everything You Know is Wrong,
Couch Potato, Lasagna,
Your Horoscope For Today,
Jerry Springer, and Phony Calls,
Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung,
Stop Draggin' My Car Around!
Wanna B Ur Lovr, Bob, Ebay!
Trash Day!
Nature Trail to Hell,
Yoda, Jurassic Park,
UHF).