I see you-our pa-arts and they're floppin' abou-out
And I just gotta kno-ow: why let them hang out?
And why near me? Dude, you're ki-ind o-o-of too clo-ose
Your ju-unk's hangin' ou-out, no doubt I find i-i-it gro-oss
Easy to see your clothes were fo-orgotte-en
I can't u-unsee your floppy bollocks
Know you're no fan of impro-omptu-u te-ests
I hate to be a je-erk, truth needs to be-e sai-aid

Must a-ask: why are you na-aked (nake-ed)?
Somethin' break inside you-our brai-ain?
Red's o-on ou-ou-our face-es
Cause of your buck-ass sta-a-ate

The thing is: you're no-ot actin' wi-ild
I'm used to naked people all wi-ired
Tend to be high on somethin', jam o-on their che-est
But you're actin' pleasant, I'm stumped a-a-as he-eck

Must a-ask: why are you na-aked (nake-ed)?
Hot sun make you sick o-of stai-ains?
Explai-ain the-e-e stage-es
That left you in this sta-a-ate
Your wang right in my fa-a-ace

Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah

Tellin' I'd rather stare at this real nasty boi-oil
On me than your downstairs, why must you be such a great berk?
Is there symbolic meanin' that I clearly-y don't kno-ow?
Hate perfo-orma-ance art when there's nuts o-o-on sho-ow

Still aski-in': why are you na-aked (nake-ed)?
Please don't stay here, go a-awa-ay
There's o-othe-e-er place-es
Where it's more than oka-ay
For you to go display
Your package, so-o-o-o please, ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-ate (why are you naked?)
Before my lu-unch escapes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Please put that ju-unk awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay (why are you naked?)