-> "Beauty And Gaston"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Beauty And The Beast"
 
				Original Performer: 
Disney's Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Beauty And Gaston"
				Parody Written by: 
elvis impersonator no 3
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			tale as old as time, true as it can be, 
barely even friends, then somebody bends,
 unexpectly, 
he's a handsome hunk, 
and she's a bookworm girl, 
both a little scared
 neither one prepared
, beauty and gaston, ever just the same
ever a surprise, ever as before, ever just as sure, as the sun will 
wise, tale as old as time, tune as old as song, bitter sweet and strange finding you can change, 
learning you were wrong, certain as the sun almost having fun, tale as old as time, song as old as ryme, 
beauty and gaston
tale as old as time
song as old as ryme
beauty and gaston.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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