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Song Parodies -> "She Loves Meat"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"She Loves Meat"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Once again I have to thank my good buddy Red (Meat) Ant for supplying the idea for this one, so thank you ole' Ant Burger
(Chef spoken)
"Welcome to Che' Carnivore'
It is sure worth the price
To taste my treasures
But for you, it's free tonight
So now Grab my tenderloins
No need for silverware
As the slaughter house proudly presents
Your dinner"
(Chef sung)
She
Loves
Meat
She Loves Meat
It's my ladies favorite treat
From Pastrami to Salami
Thinks that meat cannot be beat
Bacon Links
Spam From Jars
She's the brand new Hamburglar
Get things beef stuffed
Clams or fishes
It's so tasty
She'll lick dishes
Chicken Wings
Sweet Romance
Made her taste buds
Conga Dance
Suck and savor, dear
Don't have to be discreet
My sausage passed her taste test
It's the food she loves best
She Loves Meat!
Loves My Meat!
She Loves Meat!!!!
Roast beef stew
Sirloin Steak
Crab, and Flounder* she'll partake
Love to share, I'll serve it rare
Unless chicken then it's baked
Off the bone
Or prepared
Massive meat will leave you chaired
Ham is yummy
Pork's sustaining
But my tube steak's always reigning
Broiled, Smoked
Cooked on spits
Take it out or she'll throw fits
Cause my meat's her favorite taste
It gets her wet
You splashed the gravy, lass
That doesn't go on bass
Yeah, She loves meat
Want to eat?
Butcher shop is quite elite
She Loves Meat!
She Loves Meat!!!
She Loves Meat!!!!!!
Once A Vegetarian
Meat was ate by big barbarians
Salad bowls, and fresh baked rolls
She fed upon
Ah, those horrid plates of plants weren't useful
Lettuce leafs are like I grazed my lawn
For beef she's been lusting
Still thinks Haggis is disgusting
Meat goes straight to thighs
She likes it for the thrills
The past I just bummed around the kitchen
My grub she's adorin'
But got nothing on George Forman
(Girlfriend)
I Love Meat!
Love His Meat!!!
It just makes my day complete!!!
Dinner whore, I'll take on four
That's in servings that I'll eat
For Desert
Mince meat pie
Rushed, I'll eat it on the fly
When it's tough
Then I start chewing
It's not troubling
He's still wooing
Like it warm
Not too hot
Cayenne steaks
That hits "the spot"
Clean it up!
Don't leave your restaurant a mess
Still got a lot to chew
I'm not too full For you
I Like Your Treat
(Still Eat Meat!!!)
Huge Receipt
(Still Eat Meat!!!)
(Butcher Shop)
We Love Meat!!!
Love Your Meat!!!
Dripping sauce from face to feet
We get leers, from boss at Mutton World, fears
Her job's complete
Joyous squeals
On our knees
(Chef)
Do not beg, I aim to please
(Girlfriend)
While my hunger keeps on growing
Satisfy you
I'm not slowing
Course by course
Ton by Ton
(Butcher)
Till I'm out
"Then meat won't come!!!"
Once our fling is done you'll sleep
Rinse and repeat
(Girlfriend)
Tonight I'll leave my gut out
Seafood day, You'll cut trout
I Love Meat!!!!
(Butcher)
Loves My Meat!!!
(Girlfriend)
I Love Meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Butcher Shop)
WE!!!
ALL!!!!
LOVE!!!!
MEAT!!!!!!
"Welcome to Che' Carnivore'
It is sure worth the price
To taste my treasures
But for you, it's free tonight
So now Grab my tenderloins
No need for silverware
As the slaughter house proudly presents
Your dinner"
(Chef sung)
She
Loves
Meat
She Loves Meat
It's my ladies favorite treat
From Pastrami to Salami
Thinks that meat cannot be beat
Bacon Links
Spam From Jars
She's the brand new Hamburglar
Get things beef stuffed
Clams or fishes
It's so tasty
She'll lick dishes
Chicken Wings
Sweet Romance
Made her taste buds
Conga Dance
Suck and savor, dear
Don't have to be discreet
My sausage passed her taste test
It's the food she loves best
She Loves Meat!
Loves My Meat!
She Loves Meat!!!!
Roast beef stew
Sirloin Steak
Crab, and Flounder* she'll partake
Love to share, I'll serve it rare
Unless chicken then it's baked
Off the bone
Or prepared
Massive meat will leave you chaired
Ham is yummy
Pork's sustaining
But my tube steak's always reigning
Broiled, Smoked
Cooked on spits
Take it out or she'll throw fits
Cause my meat's her favorite taste
It gets her wet
You splashed the gravy, lass
That doesn't go on bass
Yeah, She loves meat
Want to eat?
Butcher shop is quite elite
She Loves Meat!
She Loves Meat!!!
She Loves Meat!!!!!!
Once A Vegetarian
Meat was ate by big barbarians
Salad bowls, and fresh baked rolls
She fed upon
Ah, those horrid plates of plants weren't useful
Lettuce leafs are like I grazed my lawn
For beef she's been lusting
Still thinks Haggis is disgusting
Meat goes straight to thighs
She likes it for the thrills
The past I just bummed around the kitchen
My grub she's adorin'
But got nothing on George Forman
(Girlfriend)
I Love Meat!
Love His Meat!!!
It just makes my day complete!!!
Dinner whore, I'll take on four
That's in servings that I'll eat
For Desert
Mince meat pie
Rushed, I'll eat it on the fly
When it's tough
Then I start chewing
It's not troubling
He's still wooing
Like it warm
Not too hot
Cayenne steaks
That hits "the spot"
Clean it up!
Don't leave your restaurant a mess
Still got a lot to chew
I'm not too full For you
I Like Your Treat
(Still Eat Meat!!!)
Huge Receipt
(Still Eat Meat!!!)
(Butcher Shop)
We Love Meat!!!
Love Your Meat!!!
Dripping sauce from face to feet
We get leers, from boss at Mutton World, fears
Her job's complete
Joyous squeals
On our knees
(Chef)
Do not beg, I aim to please
(Girlfriend)
While my hunger keeps on growing
Satisfy you
I'm not slowing
Course by course
Ton by Ton
(Butcher)
Till I'm out
"Then meat won't come!!!"
Once our fling is done you'll sleep
Rinse and repeat
(Girlfriend)
Tonight I'll leave my gut out
Seafood day, You'll cut trout
I Love Meat!!!!
(Butcher)
Loves My Meat!!!
(Girlfriend)
I Love Meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Butcher Shop)
WE!!!
ALL!!!!
LOVE!!!!
MEAT!!!!!!
* Guess what movie I stole this from, Heh
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This is AWESOME! 555!
Excellent! 555
lol this brings back memories. As I child I always ordered the steak and shrimp dinner from Sizzlers and I would find the room to make the meat dissapear.
This parody is meaty!
A fantastic, protein and humor packed parody here Matthias... hilarious and just alround Grade A Prime!
This meats with high approval...
this tastes lovely
"Made her taste buds Conga Dance" was my fave of lots of great lines, Matty, and great rhythm throughout too - I spend so much at my butchers that he recently borterhouse - 555
Well, if she ends up putting your "tube steak" on the George Forman grill, I guess that'll leave tears in your eyes... :-)
I need to stop giving you ideas, heh heh. This was wonderfully done, Matthias, and the numerous double entendres are so well written into the lines that they are seemless, and probably not all noticeable on the first read. High 5s.
Sweet ... and MEATY.
(decath10) excellent Matthias - I'll add the George Foreman line to my previously mentioned pick
to be honest i got lost .the rhyming was a bit odd ! but theres not doubting the work put in. nice work matthias 555
(Decathlon - Event 10) I was going to do this one fore the last event, but if I did, I wouldn't have been able to better that this. Well done, Matthias!
(DEC10) For a talented parodist, BOG is like manna from heaven. And this is so good, I guess that makes you a talented parodist, Matty. 555+
(DEC) Meat ... and SWEETY.
Decathlon...FABulous, Matthias...lots and lots of fun, but my favorite bit came early with:
Made her taste buds
Conga Dance
Excellent!
Made her taste buds
Conga Dance
Excellent!
You bake chicken? Crazy fool, 5s
I didn't think I was imagining those double entendres here and there. : ) Excellent work, Matthias! 5's
(ABC) commented above.5's
(ABC-S) Very Good Job Here, "Cause my meat's her favorite taste It gets her wet" hmmmm, Matthias has a dirty mind. Your pacing was on spot on the singing, the talking not so much, but I guess that's ok. . .Of course you know seeing that the song you picked on this particular parody is what it is. . .I have to give you credit for that. . .and the whole idea was great, I think I'll leave your meat alone, but enjoyed the lyrics grande mucho
Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! 555
(ABC3) This meat is hard to beat! You made it more interesting by having two singers instead of just one.
(ABC-S) Pretty good. Very 'meaty' feel to this. 555
This one is finger-lickin' good. I'm still considering starting a food contest when the other contests slow down.---MM
(ABC3-S) See above.
(ABC) What Johnny D said.
(ABC3S) see above twice - and ditto me for the George Foreman line
No beef with this one, you did a great job with so much at steak!
(ABC) Meaty and delicious, Matthias. 555
This is in my top 5 favorite parodies of yours, Matthias.
See above! Im ghonna have to agree with Red Ant on this one
(ABC) love the sexual innuendo (Loves my meat!), whether it was intentional or not. This particular song gets done in here alot, I guess it's fun to parody. Good job, Matthias.
(Artistry) Still lovin' it!
"She's the brand new Hamburglar" makes me chuckle
nice work Matthias
(Artistry) Great work on one of the longer songs.
Artistry - I'm surprised that no one has said that this is well done, which it is.
(Artistry) Hey, I actually commented on this before! Still very funny to read. Still good job.
Meats turns into crap.
(Artistry) See above...which means you'll have to see above again! You sure like re-using your songs, mate. Guess you can't keep a good parody down!
(Artistry) I've read this multiple times, but gave it a fresh read since it's been some time. . .My favorite line is still "Cause my meat's her favorite taste It gets her wet" I know you wanted to do something new for every round, but honestly, when you have such a strong entry for a round already, why try to fix something that's not broken?
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