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Song Parodies -> "If We Hold On Together (Dark Version)"

Original Song Title:

"If We Hold On Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Diana Ross

Parody Song Title:

"If We Hold On Together (Dark Version)"

Parody Written by:

Gawaine Volkhov

The Lyrics

This story is about a point of view of a bad and crazy boy living in a Pre-Christian/Pagan era. Who wants to die so badly and burn in Hell, and wants to devote his life to the dark.
Please lose your way
with each passing day
You've come so far
Please throw it away
Stop believing
Dreams are for nonsense
Wonders are waiting to end
Live your story
Pain, Grief, and Hatred
Hold to the lie in your heart

If we hold on together
I know our dreams will always die
Dreams see us through to our ending
Where clouds roll by, for you and I

God of the wind
Must learn to destroy
Seek out a bomb
Hold on to your death

Lowlands...Forests
There is no mountain
Worsens our tears, makes us cry
Words are swaying
No one is praying
Don't let us come home to stay

If we hold on together
I know our dreams will always die
Dreams see us through to our ending
Where clouds roll by
For you and I

When we are out there in the dark
We'll rape the god of sun
In the dark we'll feel no light
Warm our hearts...Chernobog

If we hold on together
I know our dreams will always die
Dreams see us through to our ending
As low as souls can burn
The clouds roll by
For you and I
Chernobog is an evil god. Because I, myself, am Pagan as well.

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Trivia - December 15, 2022 - Report this comment
Chernobog... a.k.a. that guy with the horns shown raising the damned in that "Night On Bald Mountain" sequence from Disney's Fantasia.

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