Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,

I just can't stop singing,
I'm a big celebrity,
I am David Hasselhoff,
The Germans love me,
Now I'm on set for my video,
And it looks like the investors didn't show,
So I,

I'm hooked on the ceiling,
Hope the audience's believing,
Doesn't get cheesy,

Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,

It's as sweet as candy,
A well pulled-off greenscreen,
But I don't think the production crew,
Has a clue – what that means,
I'm flying with the birdies,
In a heavenly scene,
Angels follow me,
With my wind machine,
Going places would just cost a lot,
We stole costumes from the Star Trek lot,
I,

I'm hooked on the ceiling,
It's financially relieving,
In front of a greenscreen,
Hooked on the ceiling,
Standing up while two-wheeling,
There's an alien!
Yeah!

Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,
Ooga chakka,
Hooga hooga,

I can't stop this filming,
The song's already done,
I hope this is never seen,
By the Americans,
Giant me nearly hit my clone,
The plot is worse than the third Home Alone,
I,

I'm hooked on the ceiling,
My eyeballs are bleeding,
I should learn to ski,
I'm hooked on the ceiling,
And my brain tissue's peeling,
I'll say "Goodbye, TV",

Hooked on the ceiling,
I'm hooked on the ceiling!
My fans are now leaving!
"Cause I'm hooked on a ceiling!