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Song Parodies -> "Leather On You"
Original Song Title:
"Weather With You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crowded House
Parody Song Title:
"Leather On You"
Parody Written by:
Annie
The Lyrics
A guy's friend telling him how ridiculous he looks (and sounds) in leather pants and displays strong disapproval for those trousers. OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8XcMG1EX4
Walking 'round the room in such stupid trousers
And hearing every single freaking squeak
Well you don't realize you look ridiculous
You can wear the pants, but look like freaks
Peeps keep looking, and keep bitchin'
Chafed, such friction, crotch surely bleeds
Golden retrievers and the British Empire
Would surely conjure their decry
Everywhere you go, loudly squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, loudly squeak the leather
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather, the leather on you
Well, it's a loud noise heard by miners
Peeps hearing somewhere trying to catch some z's
Well, do your thighs chafe like a steak cooked sizzler?
Why can't you take those pants off at least?
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather, the leather, on you
***Music****
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always squeaky leather
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather, hear the leather, the leather on you
(Repeat until fade)
And hearing every single freaking squeak
Well you don't realize you look ridiculous
You can wear the pants, but look like freaks
Peeps keep looking, and keep bitchin'
Chafed, such friction, crotch surely bleeds
Golden retrievers and the British Empire
Would surely conjure their decry
Everywhere you go, loudly squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, loudly squeak the leather
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather, the leather on you
Well, it's a loud noise heard by miners
Peeps hearing somewhere trying to catch some z's
Well, do your thighs chafe like a steak cooked sizzler?
Why can't you take those pants off at least?
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather, the leather, on you
***Music****
Everywhere you go, always hear the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always squeaky leather
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather on you
Everywhere you go, always squeak the leather, hear the leather, the leather on you
(Repeat until fade)
Hope you like, guys! I tried to match the pacing as much as possible. This song was pretty difficult to parody though the concept was easy to write about.
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The only leathers I used to wear were Bomber jackets and motorcycle full bodysuit head- to-toe protection. Not only are leather pants squeaky, but sweaty! Not a good combo. 555!
Nice! :) Well, some people can suit leather and some can't (like Ross Gellar from Friends or Dick Solomon from 3rd Rock From the Sun-remember that?). You used to ride a motorcycle huh? That's pretty cool! I hear you. My husband wore leather pants for a little while in high school then gave them to our friend Jack. He looked good in them.Back then hubby had more of an athletic, thin body so he could pull it off. I hear you. Yuck. Noisy, sweaty. That's got to be uncomfortable. Thank you for the 5s :)
Thanks Annie for inspiring me to write a parody about leathers for Monday!
Good job on this one. I can't come up with anything witty to say for it so I'll just drop that my favorit OS with the word leather in the title is Y&T's "Lipstick and leather", Saxon's "Denim and leather" is pretty good too.
LOL :) Thanks guys, for reading!
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