One, there was this kid who
Sat down in the corner while he ate his pumpkin pie
But when he finally ate it
His thumb went in and pulled out a big plumb
Said, "What a good boy am I"
That pie was so delicious

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

One, there was this girl who
Sat down on her tuffet while she ate her curds and weigh
But when she finally ate it
She saw a spider sit down beside her
It frightened poor Miss Muffet
The curds and weigh were so good

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

All the kids know all these rhymes
They've heard them fifty billion times

And then, there was this egg who
Built himself a wall one day and starting climbing up
But when he finally sat on it
They say that this poor egg had a great fall
And all the King's men couldn't put him back together

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

(Sung over the chord progression from the bridge/outro)
The pie, curds, and eggs I ate
Yu-uuu-u-uuu-u-uuu-uuuuum

(Continue with the "Yums"/fade out)