Song Parodies -> "Glenny Says"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny Says"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Cowboy Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Glenny Says"

Parody Written by:

DC-9

The Lyrics

About Glenn Beck.

He's got no reason to be spreading fear
And loathing daily across our nation here
Except, of course, it's how he gets his pay
I heard him yelling on TV today.

A lot of folks think that he's insane
He cries on the air, his tears fall like rain
Always slinging mud at the president
To be controversial is Glenn Beck's bent

Glenny says things on the radio
Glenny says things on the air
Glenny says things on his TV show
His ratings go up when he beats the Prez down

Turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
Turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
If you don't like what you hear and see
Just turn him off

This guy's lederhosen was a little too tight
When he said that Obama hates everyone white
Half his family, and Biden, is THAT what Glenn means?
So Rahm, Ax, and Hillary don't count for beans?

He's got no reason for the things he spews
Always distorting and spinning the news
You know he wants Texas to secede from this nation
But he thinks health reform is just stealth reparations

Glenny says things on the radio
Glenny says things on the air
Glenny says things on his TV show
His ratings go up when he acts like a clown

Turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
Turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
If you don't like what you hear and see
Just turn him off

And now it looks like a boycott is here
The people don't want Wal-Mart a-sponsoring fear
But old Rupert Murdoch is not hurting any
Oh no, the FOX network's not losing a penny

'Cause GEICO and Nestle just swapped their ads
To other FOX programs, now that is just sad
The boycott has failed, it's all come to none
Glenn's ratings are up, for now he has won

And Glenny spews bilge on the radio
Glenny spews bilge on the air
Glenny spews bilge on his TV show
His ratings go up when the boycott's shot down

So turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
Turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
If you don't like what you hear and see
Just turn him off

Turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
Turn him off, turn him off, turn him off
A boycott won't work, but when you see this jerk
Just turn him off

Just turn him off, turn him off, turn him off (3X)

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Stonemason89 - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment

See also: http://poprule.com/national/glenny-says-song-parody

rob - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment

glen or anyone else doesnt have to beat the muslum down. odumba does it by opening his lying muslum mouth. how bout those 27000 troops for a war demoncrats say cant be won? how bout bailing out rich companies and the commie libs stay silent? this stupid 57 states moron hangs himself and even some of you jealous greedy - too lazy to work- commie libs are starting to be honest about your " man ". dont worry bout glen, worry bout your grand parents health care when the killer waqnts to pull the plug and your kids future as muslum socialists paying for what YOU VOTED FOR, enabling this piece of crap odumba. proud of this america hater? i dont see any honest libs nailing this lying jerk bout what he's done and doing. cant even be honest

Stonemason89 - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Hard to believe some people STILL think the president is a secret Muslim. The conspiracy theorists seem to be getting wackier and wackier these days.

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