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Song Parodies -> "Eyes of the Creature"
Original Song Title:
"Eyes of the Ranger"
Original Performer:
Chuck Norris
Parody Song Title:
"Eyes of the Creature"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Krampus is coming!
Beware the eyes of the creature,
Your lives are in danger
He knows who's been naughty, not nice,
'cause the eyes of the creature are probing you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
He's gonna sneak up behind you,
grab you and drown you in the sea
He doesn't care about your pleas...
He's Santa's shadow, you must believe
Krampus is coming!!!
Your lives are in danger
He knows who's been naughty, not nice,
'cause the eyes of the creature are probing you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
He's gonna sneak up behind you,
grab you and drown you in the sea
He doesn't care about your pleas...
He's Santa's shadow, you must believe
Krampus is coming!!!
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Somebody's watching me! 555 lumps of coal for you and with that, I used your parody as a base for mine, be sure to catch it tomorrow.
I used Patrick's OS as a base for mine!!!
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