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Song Parodies -> "I Spit On You"
Original Song Title:
"I Turn To You"
Original Performer:
Christina Agularia
Parody Song Title:
"I Spit On You"
Parody Written by:
Brittany
The Lyrics
When I talk
Really fast
In your eyes I think I spit some juice or at least some spray
When I spit
I lose respect
I hope your eye will be okay
It shouldn't have a real effect
And when I drool You're there pullin me from the slop
I'll try to aim it all in a pot
For a shield
from my spit
For a cure
For a coat to keep you dry and warm
I spit on you
For the stregth
To slow down
For the tongue control I need
Everytime I do
I apologize to you
I spit on you
When I lose the will to spit
I just stop talking and I control my spittle yeah
I can do....anything!!!!!
I can control the spit
I can keep it inside of me
And when I drool You're there pullin me from the slop
I'll try to aim it all into a pot
For a shield
from my spit
For a cure
For a coat to keep you dry and warm
I spit on you
For the stregth
To slow down
For the tongue control I need
For Everytime I do
I spit on you
Ohhhhhh
I'm so sorry that I spit onto your shirt
For spit that just might stain
Can I get that cleaned?
For a mouth I can't rely on to keep it in
For the one who I can spiiiiiit on oohhhhh
For a shield
from my spit
For a cure
For a coat to keep you dry and warm
I spit on you
For the stregth
To slow down
For the tongue control I need
Everytime I do
For the tongue control I need
I apologize to you
I spit on you
Really fast
In your eyes I think I spit some juice or at least some spray
When I spit
I lose respect
I hope your eye will be okay
It shouldn't have a real effect
And when I drool You're there pullin me from the slop
I'll try to aim it all in a pot
For a shield
from my spit
For a cure
For a coat to keep you dry and warm
I spit on you
For the stregth
To slow down
For the tongue control I need
Everytime I do
I apologize to you
I spit on you
When I lose the will to spit
I just stop talking and I control my spittle yeah
I can do....anything!!!!!
I can control the spit
I can keep it inside of me
And when I drool You're there pullin me from the slop
I'll try to aim it all into a pot
For a shield
from my spit
For a cure
For a coat to keep you dry and warm
I spit on you
For the stregth
To slow down
For the tongue control I need
For Everytime I do
I spit on you
Ohhhhhh
I'm so sorry that I spit onto your shirt
For spit that just might stain
Can I get that cleaned?
For a mouth I can't rely on to keep it in
For the one who I can spiiiiiit on oohhhhh
For a shield
from my spit
For a cure
For a coat to keep you dry and warm
I spit on you
For the stregth
To slow down
For the tongue control I need
Everytime I do
For the tongue control I need
I apologize to you
I spit on you
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Don't you know how to spell Aguilera?
I thought it was the biggest hunk of bullshit i have ever heard. Christina is a god and should be respected...2 u brittany(who wrote this), I SPIT ON U
This song was ok, but i wouldnt call Christina a god (or goddess, since she is a girl), since when did she did anything that any original or wrote her own songs? nuff said
Naa, go ahead and call Christina a god, since she's a boy.
No she ain't. You're insane.
Correct, she ain't a boy. You're sane.
Oh, so it's you again, is it? Gorbelsnork is apparently one of the other aliases that this lurker has commented under.
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