Everyday we eat till we're full
But suddenly, it's hard to breathe
You ate fast, you get all choked up
My face turns red, the food's to blame

It is plentiful, you drink it everyday
When lunch won't go down
It's available in every single way
Yes, ice cubes cool me down (oh yeah)
I'll put some in my Coke today

That huge flood it's too dangerous
It's flooded through-out your room
Trying hard to ride the waves of death
Your board is gone and you're still not done
Got to take a wizz

You are plentiful and filtered from the bay
Warm Coke makes one frown (oh no)
You're available, we need to bathe today
But it's not fun to drown (oh no)
I think I'll wash my car today

It's not how much we use (not how much we use)
Or how much we would pay (how much we would pay)
When the clouds are rolling through
Then the weather man will say
Water's gonna fall (water's gonna fall)
The flood starts around nine (flood starts around nine)
So tomorrow, we'll find a way
Over to the other side

We are so thankful, there's no P.E. today
'Cause raindrops fell downtown (oh yeah)
She's so beautiful, we washed her car today
Yes, we hosed her shirt down (real good)
Spring Break officially starts today

I think I'll scrub the floors someday
So please don't waste any today