Nice parody of my song, except you spelled my first name wrong. :(

Hi Rick, I'm leaving LA about 12pm today, hope to be there around seven. See you then. Paul

Sorry Sheryl. I do like your music and the fact you play bass, though. Just submitted in a hurry.

HMMM Maybe I do need a stinking intro.

This was funny... isn't it nice how once you're in the hospital all norms of privacy go out the window?? BTW, sorry for the long absence, I had sporadic access to internet over the holidays and have been playing catch-up ever since!

Rick D - Actually my above message was verbal to my friend up here who submitted it to let you know what was up last night.. I went to vote on it now ( but Ray musta already "5" you across because the numbers didn't change (same computer). Now of course since this is a privileged communication and no one else will see it I can tell you I had some similiar "feelings" to your protagonist last night after waiting a bit too long between "rest" stops on the drive up from L.A. - Owww... no fun...but, happily this morning I was able to hum the ending part of "Long Time Coming" (or is it "Long Time Gone"?). Do you suppose discussing your regularity, bladder and bowel functions on an open, on-line posting section has anything to do with the ravages (current and potential future) of aging? I don't recall thinking about it all that much when I was say, oh....25 or so. Leah, good to see that you're back. As I've noted a couple times already this evening I've been suffering 'Net' withdrawl and specifically "parody deprivation" since 12/31 until a couple hours ago. Looks like I'm over-dosing right about now.

(ABC's) DKTOS - I'll tag you a vote if I could get a listen to the original. I can't tell how it relates to the original and didn't really find all that much humor in the lyrics. Perhaps this is what I'm missing.

(ABC) "I just peed / And also heaved" ... that line actually made me laugh out loud for real, go figure.

(ABC) Aw come on, Rick, enter this one in the Gross Contest! :)

S-round Finally, being forced to endure this song on the muzak at work has an upside... and the upmost side of the upside was going straight into enjoying your rewrite! Nice job!

(ABC) DKTOS, but the same line that made Johnny laugh made me laugh...hehe...scared the p _ _ _ out a ya, huh? lol

(ABC) ok, some funny lines.

Good ending, and the whole parody was realistic enough to make me think you writing from experience.

Good work Rick

ABCs...I'm still giggling, Rick. Excellent in every respect...

yes this one does have a ring of truth ...very funny Rick

(ABC) Hmmm.... sounds like something that ought to be on alt.sex.fetishes... ;-)

DKTOS

(ABC) Ah, the things that pass for humor on this planet. Seriously, this planet is great, and so is this parody.

Good song, enjoyed this!