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Song Parodies -> "My Cold Will Be Gone (a Song Of Hope For Sickness To Be Gone)"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Cold Will Be Gone (a Song Of Hope For Sickness To Be Gone)"

Parody Written by:

Random Idiot

The Lyrics

Sometimes, colds feel like forever, but with proper treatment, they left easily.
Every day from last week,
I'm sneezing, I'm coughing.
I know that my cold is not gone.
My voice really sounds bleak;
my throat now feels awful;
it has shown my cold still goes on.

Night, day, it won't go away,
but I know that my cold will be gone.
Once more, my health now is poor.
Soreness here in my pharynx
and larynx still goes on and on.

Move it now, white blood cells,
o t-cells and b-cells.
Work to make my cold go away.
All past times, you helped me,
you can beat this sickness,
I am waiting hard for that day.

Right/wrong, it will not be long
till my cold will be going all gone,
Sleep more, it helps them perform,
to get rid of the sickness,
that I know won't go on and on.

I'm here, there's nothing I feel
no more coughs, no more sneezes, they're gone!
I'll stay forever this way,
or at least, get no sickness
and I'll say, my sickness is gone!!!!!!

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