This song is non-comedic. John 1:1,14 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God... And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us..."

HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN: Have you sinned? Galatians 5:19-21 "Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft... Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such..." Exodus 20:7-16 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain... Thou shalt not commit adultery. [Matthew 5:28 "...whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."] Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour..." Proverbs 6:16-17 "These...doth the LORD hate... A proud look, a lying tongue..." Proverbs 21:4 "...a proud heart...is sin." Proverbs 24:9 "The thought of foolishness is sin..." 1 John 5:17a "All unrighteousness is sin..." 1 John 1:8 "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us." Romans 3:23a "For all have sinned..." Luke 16:22-24 "...the rich man...died... And in hell... he cried and said...I am tormented in this flame." Romans 6:23a "For the wages of sin is death..." Revelation 20:14b "...the lake of fire...is the second death." As flawed beings, we can't comprehend how bad sin is. No amount of good deeds can ever make up for the bad things we've done. Isaiah 64:6a "...we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags..." Trying to be a "good person" has nothing to do with getting to heaven. You can never be good enough to get to heaven. Psalms 39:5 "...every man at his best state is altogether vanity..." Salvation from hell is "Not of works, lest any man should boast." (Ephesians 2:9) Matthew 7:14 "...narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life..." John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." Jesus was the only man who never sinned. Hebrews 4:14-15 "...Jesus the Son of God...was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin." 1 Peter 2:21-22 "...Christ...did no sin..." 1 John 3:5 "...he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin." The religious leaders hated Jesus so much, they got Him tortured and nailed to a cross. Why did Jesus allow Himself to be killed? Hebrews 9:22-28 "...without shedding of blood is no remission... he...put away sin by the sacrifice of himself... So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many..." 1 John 3:16 "Hereby perceive we the love of God, because he laid down his life for us..." 1 Peter 3:18a "...Christ...suffered for sins, the just for the unjust..." Romans 1:16b "...the gospel of Christ...is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth..." 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 "...I declare unto you the gospel... that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day..." Revelation 1:5 "...Jesus Christ...washed us from our sins in his own blood..." How do you get washed? Ephesians 1:5-7 "...Jesus Christ... In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace..." Ephesians 2:8a "For by grace are ye saved through faith..." Romans 10:8-9 "...the word of faith... That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." ASK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO SAVE YOU FROM HELL RIGHT NOW! Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." Romans 6:23b "...the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Jesus promised, "I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand" (John 10:28).