Song Parodies -> "Celine Dion In A Bar"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

"Celine Dion In A Bar"

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The Lyrics

Here's how I think Celine Dion would talk to the waiters if she were in a bar...

Everytime I call you
To bring me
More cofee
You only fill half

This cup needs more
Light milk
Aaaand suuugar
But you don't get it

Once more
You stuuupid whore
Bring me that coffee
Or my rant will go on and on

[some time later]

Can't you hear me callin'
For you?
I'm screaaaamin'
To get me that capp'

I'veee been waiting
For a full
10 miiiinutes
For your darn service

Here,there and everywhere
You serve them all but not me
It's been too long and long

[more time later;now she's pissed]

Iiiiii will
Go Chuck Norris on your ass
I will tear the place apart
And "apart" will be long and wrong

Thiiiiis iiis
Such buuullshit
And I'm geeeetting sick of
This stuuuupid song

And Starbucks was never the dame again...

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Old Man Ribber - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment

And her "harp" will go on! A "Titanic" efoort here. ;D

2Eagle - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Ever go to a lousy diner with background muzak? Somebody picks the worst songs just to irritate people.

BabyRuth - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Is Celine really that gangsta though? I'd imagine her to be more: "Excuze moi, common servant boy, I aave bean waiting a lifetime. Dis is no way to treat da greatest singer in da wohld!". Then again, what's Celine Dion doing in a diner? Funny song! :)

BabyRuth - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Oops, meant bar. ( the coffee thing threw me off) ;)

Travelling Yank - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment

I've taken off to the Great White North several times and I visited Fort York in Toronto. The friendly guides there told me how the U.S. Army sacked and burnt York (Toronto) during the War of 1812 (Canadians call it the (Anglo-) American War. The Brits later burned Washington, D.C. but the Canadians got their revenge on us with Celine Dion. BTW, a "diva drama queen" like her would in no way be drinking jack. The "duchess" drinks only wine! "Greatest singer in da wohld" - NOT! Still, Flash Flood you made a wonderful parody. Gu' day ya hosers!

John Barry - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Clever concept. Sounds like Meline, if you know what I mean.

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