Every night I eat beans
I get gas, I pass gas
Who knows how long it will go on

Try to keep a distance
A big space between us
And come back when the smell is gone

You are heading for your car
I believe that my farts will go on
Once more you go out the door
When you're hearing me fart
And my farts will go on and on

This won't be the last time
I'll get gas at bedtime
And I'll just let go and cut one

Gas smells bad I suppose
So your nose you hold closed
And wonder how long I'll go on

You are heading for your car
I believe that my farts will go on
Once more you go out the door
When you're hearing me fart
And my farts will go on and on

There is some smell that will not go away
You'll hear a blast from my rear
And I know that my farts will go on

The smell will not go away
You can't escape my farts
And my farts will go on and on