Song Parodies -> "My Fart Will Go On (the School Version)"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

"My Fart Will Go On (the School Version)"

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The Lyrics

Created in my bowels
Been brewing
Now waiting
For the right time
To let go

Hot inside the classroom
Would be cer-
Tain doom
If I was to clench
My cheeks

Oh
No
I've started the flow
Now I know that my fart will
Go on
John
Paul
Please open a door
Because I know that my fart will
My fart will go on and on

Smells like a dead cow
Crossed with cheese
And now
No-one will come
Near me

Girls have started fainting
The boys
Are punching
Themselves in
The nose

Oh
No
I've started the flow
Now I know that my fart will
Go on
John
Paul
Please open a door
Because I know that my fart will
My fart will go on and on

Sorry
Miss
But it felt like bliss
Thankfully my fart
Has gone
Smell
Stays
Reminds me of hay
Now I know that my fart will
Will always
Go on and on

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Azza & Nazza - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahahah good song mate! Looks like we're not the only ones who write lots of songs about farting!!

Agrimorfee - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Totally immature and in poor taste--that's why I liked it. :) 555

Blethar - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments! I don't see why some people can' understand the beauty of farting though...

Dr. Benjamin Franklin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I proudly cast my vote, a trinity of fives, for this most excellent piece of lyrical wit.

Perhaps you may enjoy my modest tome, "Fart Proudly":

http://www.teen-books.com/Fart_Proudly_Writings_of_Benjamin_Franklin_You_Never_Read_in_School_1583940790.html

Blethar - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

You have books?!?! Cool! And I like the word trinity. Makes it seem better.

Lozzie R - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Cool parody! 555! I've done quite a bit of toilet humor in my time, but this is one of the best!

Cheezmeister - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment

heyyyy.....! i didn't find this one too late! i like songs about farting too... funny. and yes, trinity is a cool word. so is "glockenspiel" and "wafflelumping moofburger" even though that may be considered two words. but by far my favorite word is "jubilation". kinda rolls off the tongue...........ehh..............

2Eagle - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

My guilty pleasure.

Hoof Hearted - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I like it! It's funny!

Blethar - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Stupid 1 trolls. Spoiling my perfect rating. Gah!

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