"Snatch, fold, that's what I need..."

Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh, oh...

SS inspectors, they tap my phone; (ring-a-ling-a-*click*)
Surveillance posted around my home;
Someday, they're coming to take me down,
But when they do, I'll be out of town!

You see,

I like honey, lots and lots of honey--
I got her pie in my eye...
I want honey, lots and lots of honey--
Here's why they sneak and they spy:

I wanna be hitched... oh!
I wanna be hitched... oh, oh!
I wanna be hitched... oh!
I wanna be hitched...

...To a girl no older than six.

Oh!

I want to bake her a cake or two,
Feed her my scones with a silver spoon.
I'm taking her out for a spot of tea;
She brings her favorite doll, Betsy.

You see,

I like honey, kisses sweet as honey:
Friend, I will tell you no lie. Oh!
She's my honey, cuter than a bunny;
Love her so much, I could die!

I wanna be hitched... oh!
I wanna be hitched... oh, oh!
I wanna be hitched... (la la, la la la la) oh!
I wanna be hitched...

...To a girl who has just turned six.

Got me enslaved;
Hitched...
...Girl who has just turned six

I'll do all the things you want me to:
I'll warm your bed and cuddle you... (Cuddle you...)
Keep you from monsters at night--
And the flashing light
That gives you such a fright--
When hitched!

"Yeah that's what I wanna do."
"Say whoops! I say uh oh!"
"Woo! Woo! Woo!"

Oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh, oh...

Got to be, baby!
We just gotta be hitched!
We just gotta be... (just gotta be...)

Cause baby,

I love honey: your tea, and your honey,
I got your pie in my eye... (Oh...!)
I want honey! Give me sugar, Honey! (Oh...!)
Gets me so high, I could fly!

I wanna be hitched... (la la, la la la la)
I wanna be hitched... (la la, la la la la)
(You know what I mean, antis!)
I wanna be hitched... (la la, la la la la)
(Every day, rest of my life!)
I wanna be hitched... (la la, la la la la)

...To my girl, who just got past six.

Be hitched...
"Sure, Honey... there's plenty to go around."
Be hitched...
Be hitched...
(Oh...!)