*Mr. Downey, would you like to explain the substance on your desk over there please sir?*
*It's, uh... baking soda?*
*sigh... You have the right to remain silent, Mr. Downey...*


Oh no-oh!
I want a lawyer!
Come on, yeah!

I've been detained
For cocaine
And yes, I'm all locked up again
Got busted
With hard drugs
White powder all over my apartment

And yes I'm all locked up again
In the jail, in my cell
And yes I'm all locked up again, shut in
They caught me again, they caught me again
Lawyer send help, lawyer send help

Nothing to gain
In rehab
They said I'm cured, but I'll be right back
All those cops, lord
I'll get caught
Set free at ten and back in jail by eleven

And yes I'm all locked up again
In the jail, in my cell
And yes I'm all locked up again, state pen
They caught me again, they caught me again
Lawyer, post bail, lawyer post bail
They caught me again, they caught me again
Lawyer, post bail, oh can you bail me out

I say hello to the convicts and guards
'Cause they know me, they all know me
Back doin' time with my inmate friends
And I'm welcomed
You know they throw me back to
Back to prison, back to prison tonight
Don't know why, lord
I just got a little high
Hurtin' no one, man it just ain't right
Ain't right, no, it ain't right, no

And yes I'm all locked up again
In the jail, in my cell
And yes I'm all locked up again, prison
They caught me again, they caught me again
Lawyer, send help, lawyer send help
They caught me again, they caught me again
Lawyer, send help, oh can you send some help

Oh no-oh!
Hey, I get a phone call!
Got rights, yeah!
Yeeeaaahh!