Out in the suburbs by a Taco Bell sign
Well there's a fast food dive where I like to dine
My bowels start jumpin' every night when the food goes down
They got chalupas, gorditas, nachos and more
And when I eat a burrito or four
I'll do the poop shootin' boogie

I just lost my job, I'm gettin' short on money
When it's eatin' time, I hit the door runnin'
I fire up my pickup truck and let those horses run
Go fly like a bat outta hell, to that Taco Bell
Stuck out in the 'burbs,
To do the poop shootin' boogie

Yeah, feel it blow, brown flow, think that maybe I'll go, poop shootin'
Splattered crack, butt quack, maybe it's a bowel attack, I'm gonna doodie
Oh, squat down, turn around, push out brown, poop shootin' boogie

The cashier asks me, says son what'll it be
I said, better reserve a bathroom stall for me
My intestines are a-hoppin' and a squat would do me just fine
I hear grunters, splashers, and blasters too, all tryin' to poo,
Doin' the poop shootin' boogie

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