Out at the Boar's Nest near the city limit signs
Well there's a volleyball court, without no lines
People are spikin' every night 'til the sun goes down
They got absolute and soco, dope and food
That's where all teammates go, and that'll happen.

I've got good game, I work hard for my shots
When it's divin' time, I hit the sand runnin'
I fire up my minivan and take my drunk ass home
I go flyin' down under planes, out to Cougar Lanes
Right in the middle of Clinton, and that'll happen.

Heel, toe, shoulder blow, come on baby let's go play some vball
Cadillacs in back, baby won't you come back
We're gonna burn one
Oh bump one, set one, spike one, cuz that'll happen.

Brad the bartender says what'll it be
I want a pitcher of bud and bud light comin' to me
The race is hoppin' and were drinkin' more than any other team
I see Knots, Nice, and even Princess all out playin' it great, and that'll happen.

Heel, toe, shoulder blow, come on baby let's go play some vball
Cadillacs in back, baby won't you come back
We're gonna burn one
Oh bump one, set one, spike one, cuz that'll happen.

Oh, bump one, set one, spike one, cuz that'll happen!