Song Parodies -> "Born To Sing Real Crappy (The I Hate Chorus Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Make You Happy"

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Original Performer:

"Born To Sing Real Crappy (The I Hate Chorus Song)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Okay, Britney fans, though I'm not that crazy about Britney, this song is NOT about Britney. And all anti-Britney people, you may think Britney is the worst singer in the world, but think of her as the second worst: I'm the worst. Well, after those dumbass Kidz Bop Kids, anyway. My mom signed me up for chorus, and I sound like a dying animal. So this song isn't about Britney, though if you want to think it is, go ahead. But this song is about me and how horrible a singer I am. Hope you enjoy it!

Oh my ears... Oh yeah, oh yeah...

I'm sitting here alone up in my room
Listening to my show choir tunes
(Oh, my ears)
I'm looking at the mic that's in my hand
Trying my best to understand
Why did Mom sign me up for chorus? Yuck,
I sound like a dying duck

I just don't want to sing tonight
Being in chorus isn't right

[CHORUS:]
I don't know how to sing a note in tune.
I was born to sing real crappy.
I suck at chorus, get me out of here.
I was born to sing real crappy.
Worse than William Hung is- yep, that's me
And it will forevermore be...
I don't know how to sing a note in tune.
I was born to sing real crappy.

I know I sound like my dog throwing up.
Because of me, our chorus is f*cked up.
(Oh, my ears)
In chorus, I'm getting a lousy D.
That's not the way my grades should be
If I quit, I'd be getting straight A's.
I can't do that cause it's May.

I just don't want to sing tonight
Being in chorus isn't right

[CHORUS:]
I don't know how to sing a note in tune.
I was born to sing real crappy.
I suck at chorus, get me out of here.
I was born to sing real crappy.
Worse than William Hung is- yep, that's me
And it will forevermore be...
I don't know how to sing a note in tune.
I was born to sing real crappy.

I'd give anything, in the whole wide world,
To be a smart straight A student girl.
Just kick me out now, and I will be glad,
Cause I know that I'm really bad...

[CHORUS:]
I don't know how to sing a note in tune.
I was born to sing real crappy.
I suck at chorus, get me out of here.
I was born to sing real crappy.
Worse than William Hung is- yep, that's me
And it will forevermore be...
I don't know how to sing a note in tune.
I was born to sing real crappy.

Hope you enjoyed it, even if the pacing's a little off. Vote on it and leave a comment, I love that crap. ~P.P.

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Some Guy - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment

I don't know the original song, but this was funny. 5's anyway.

Pink Panther - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm glad you liked it! Thanks for your support, Some Guy =)

D-Boz - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment

You may not know how to sing in tune, but you most definetly know how to keep the pace of the song when writing a parody! Well deserved 5's from me!

Pink Panther - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Thank you D-Boz! =)

zoe - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment

na funny Crap

Pink Panther - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Er... Zoe, I can't really tell if you liked it from that, but I CAN tell that you thought it was funny. So thanks.

Tory - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment

ROFL, this is a horrible song to begin with. Nice parody of another one of Britney Spear's worst 'hits.'

Pink Panther - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Tory, you may be surprised to know that I actually DKTOS. I looked at the title, thought it would be good for a parody called "Born To Sing Real Crappy", looked up the lyrics, and wrote it. So I wouldn't actually know if it's a horrible song, but I'm glad you liked it.

Death To Spammers - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

I wish these stupid spammers would just f*ck off and stop polluting the site with coments that make four year olds look like geniuses.

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