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Song Parodies -> "Britney's Baby Loves To Dine!"
Original Song Title:
"Hit Me Baby One More Time!"
Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Britney's Baby Loves To Dine!"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
A tale about breastfeedding (with double-d's).
So greedy, baby.
So greedy, baby.
So greedy, baby. You guzzle lactose in loads.
Just suckle and imbibe there.
This greedy baby bites udders of silicone.
Knows how to gormandise, yeah.
Foamy. Mouth is loving full cream.
Swelling baby cuz he feeds and grows now.
Tired jaws.
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Moustache!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til mum's drained!)
Yum high-fat tissue. Who'd use bovines?
Drink five til nine.”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
[Britney:]
“Oh greedy baby,
My cleavage is feeding you.
Soyless, suckling lite milk.
You fatty baby,
A glutton for my buxom boobs.
You're lactose tol-er-ant, kid!”
Bloating. Rounded from teat smoothies.
Swills like crazy, guzzling as mum moans ‘Ow!'
Bites and gnaws.
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Bubbly!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Tits still teem!)
Why would I quit now, they're oozing fine.
Simply divine!”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
Oh greedy baby
Oh greedy baby
[Britney:]
Oh greedy baby, you guzzle lactose in loads.
Oh greedy baby, my nipples down to my toes!
[Britney's baby:]
“I just request,
Acidopholous!
Why milk from a cow?
Areolas, swill this stream.
Just lose the brassiere,
Cuz it's feeding time.”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Milk jugs!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til sixteen!)
Mammaries issued. These two are mine.
Elephantine!”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
Guys are obsessed,
With Brit's homely pecs.
Offspring now devours.
Both boobs flow pneumatic streams.
He chews. Perseveres,
To swig a milk Rhine.
Britney's baby loves to dine!
So greedy, baby.
So greedy, baby. You guzzle lactose in loads.
Just suckle and imbibe there.
This greedy baby bites udders of silicone.
Knows how to gormandise, yeah.
Foamy. Mouth is loving full cream.
Swelling baby cuz he feeds and grows now.
Tired jaws.
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Moustache!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til mum's drained!)
Yum high-fat tissue. Who'd use bovines?
Drink five til nine.”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
[Britney:]
“Oh greedy baby,
My cleavage is feeding you.
Soyless, suckling lite milk.
You fatty baby,
A glutton for my buxom boobs.
You're lactose tol-er-ant, kid!”
Bloating. Rounded from teat smoothies.
Swills like crazy, guzzling as mum moans ‘Ow!'
Bites and gnaws.
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Bubbly!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Tits still teem!)
Why would I quit now, they're oozing fine.
Simply divine!”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
Oh greedy baby
Oh greedy baby
[Britney:]
Oh greedy baby, you guzzle lactose in loads.
Oh greedy baby, my nipples down to my toes!
[Britney's baby:]
“I just request,
Acidopholous!
Why milk from a cow?
Areolas, swill this stream.
Just lose the brassiere,
Cuz it's feeding time.”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
[Britney's baby:]
“Mum's swollen breasts are filling me.
(Milk jugs!)
A busty chest, I will not wean.
(Til sixteen!)
Mammaries issued. These two are mine.
Elephantine!”
Britney's baby loves to dine!
Guys are obsessed,
With Brit's homely pecs.
Offspring now devours.
Both boobs flow pneumatic streams.
He chews. Perseveres,
To swig a milk Rhine.
Britney's baby loves to dine!
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A few months down the road from my "Baby" parody (and my life), and we'll wind up here. "You guzzle lactose in loads" is excellent.
Speaking as a Song Title Cop, I must inform you that the full title of the original song is "Baby One More Time." Speaking as myself, I must say that this was a clever parody, and I shall award it with a 555.
Who would have thought Britney's bub would be so articulate, Jake - truly inspiring - maybe Luke would love to dine next - 555
Shrinks are already circling the Federline home, hustling for the rights to treat Britney's baby for all the therapy it will inevitably need. And Stuart, it is surprising, considering how inarticulate Britney and her wife Kevin are.
Thanks all! A round of pasteurised on the house.
Thanks, Luke for occasionally doing an OS that an old fogey like me knows! :-) This is cheeky and clever...555
(SOTM) This is no milk dud.
(SOTM) seriously silly TMI.
(SOTM) Man, I haven't heard the OS forever. While this parody doesn't make me want to hear it again, no parody could do that. Excellent job, 555.
(SOTM) DKTOS, but the message of that swilling baby came through.
What everybody else said, plus the "bovine" line. Very clever parody, Luke.
Britney's baby one more time... :-)
I'm sure the whole family will supply parody inspiration for years to come...
I'm sure the whole family will supply parody inspiration for years to come...
Fave bits: "lactose tolerant" and "elephantine." You certainly milked this topic for all it's worth. Heh heh.
(SOTM) What Spaff said. Especially the "Heh heh" part.
(SOTM) Hard to miss the points of this song.
(SOTM) Still good, see above!
SOTM--Luke...I'd like to give you 5s, just for using the word gormandise...=)
sotm - see above comment
Very good; for some reason I really liked that you worked in "acidopholous". Also "teat smoothies". As always, some very clever matches to the original.
Disgustingly well-written. I shouldn't have eaten just before reading. good job
Grotesquely and descriptively clever. Good rhymes too.
(SOTM) Funny stuff.
(ABC) Oh, no. I already voted for this in SOTM. Lightning does not strike twice, my friend. (Well, maybe it does. This song is certainly good enough for that. Wait, does that make sense? I dunno, I'm gonna have to think about it...)
We have a good union.
(ABC-2005) DKTOS, commented above.
Lightning union? Oh, I get it. Yeah, that's kinda funny I guess. Sort of.
(ABC05) Your usual poetry, but this didn't grab me (not knowing the OS didn't help, either)
(ABC-B) Just as freaky as before.
(ABC) Dude this was funny!!!!
(ABC) See previous comment. I can't believe there are people who DKTOS! Even prisoners in solitary confinement for 20 years know this song! Anyways, Young Mr Brattoni, this gets my vote...
(ABC-B) See my earlier comments when it presented for (SOTM). I guess you are milking this for all its worth.
(ABC-05) - see above - still a good read Luke
(aBc) The way guys think about breastfeeding is always funny.
(ABC) See above.
Have to admit that this one didn't do it for me, Luke... I guess it's a matter of taste ;-)
Okay, now this one IS close to the heart =)
==>Though in Britney's case, a good foot or so away. I can picture the baby talking in a real deep grating voice like the baby from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and just burst out laughing. I kinda couldn't get around the big words...........imbibe....acidopholous...areolas?
Not bad ;D
What a dweeb! Come here Tina you fat lard come get some dinner....
I think it is very disrespectful. Britney's new baby is very innocent and a gift from God. No one deserves to have their NEWBORN baby made fun of, nor the mother. You're probably just jealous because it's not your baby.
If you haven't noticed, I submitted this in early February. Britney wasn't even pregnant yet.
I'm curious. Do you really own a thesaurus (or visit dictionary.com), or do you just KNOW all the synonyms you make use of? You always match up your parody's lines extremely accurately to TOS's lines, and although I'm not a big fan of that method, you do it with such a wide scala of words and -more importantly- humorous puns, you rarely miss your goal: which is making people laugh, AmIRight? Oh... with the whole issue that started years ago of "Britney can't possibly owe that amount of chest grow to puberty" (even though everyone knows Chris Aguilera is the one who turned out Miss Implant) maybe if the baby sucking to hard, he'll end up sucking up stuff other than milk...
I have to use libraries and uni for internet access, so usually it's just to type up what I've written down on notepad paper. With this one I started out by writing down all the words I could think of related to milk and breasts and them slotted them into a line if the pacing fit.
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