Oh maybe maybe
I shouldn't have worn those clothes
Now I look like a school girl
But I've been payed now, my label will pay me loads
So they can see my thighs, they

Show me all the money I need
To maybe pay for a new bra and even red mascara

My ugliness is losing me
(money)
I must confess I don't half stink
(don't half stink)
My buisness plummets like a large rock
As if I've just died
Pay me Scotty, one more five.

My odur makes me
top dollar and lots of pals
my pals like wearing gas masks
My crystal bra makes me publicity, just from men
They like to stare at my arse.

But they cannot watch me for free,
They need big bucks just to help support my record label

My ugliness is losing me
(money)
I must confess I don't half stink
(don't half stink)
My buisness plummets like a large rock
As if I've just died
Pay me Scotty, one more five.

Oh god, look, here comes
the biohazard people
they're here to decontaminate
They think I'm stupid, and in a way they are right
I don't know I'm a primate

That's right, I'm so very stupid,
That success and Pepsi ads all come a-rollin' here

My ugliness is losing me
(money)
I must confess I don't half stink
(don't half stink)
My buisness plummets like a large rock
As if I've just died
Pay me Scotty, one more five.