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Song Parodies -> "Bend of M Toe"
Original Song Title:
"End of the Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Boyz II Men
Parody Song Title:
"Bend of M Toe"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
I think when you love someone, you'll push yourself to the limit to fit in with their family, and sometimes that results in some major pain.
Verse 1: We were playing soccer
With your whole fam-i-ly
Why do y’all play so damn hard?
How do I hope to compete?
Think we are forever
And thanks be to God
Now I need your fam’ly blessing
I’m desperate for their nod
Pre-chorus: And I think that a goal maybe something to show
What’s my weight in gold, but what will be the toll
Pain in my feet when you stepped on my cleat
Floppin’ around like Ronaldo
Chorus: I must succumb to the bend of my toe
Man the ref’s sight blows
That was disgraceful, it’s a penalty!
Feels wet in my shoes
Verse 2: Girl, my sock is getting bloody
Could use an orange slice
I’ve never played this before
There always so much ice?
I’m better at rugby, mhm…
We’d play at Rice
Next time play crossword or checkers
Toes never got excised!
Pre-chorus: Will you love me as if I had happened to score?
Even if I have less toes than before?
It’s not discrete, I wince from de-feet
This is one bad case of turf toe
Chorus: I must succumb to the bend of my toe
And it looks so gross
It’s unnatural, at 90 degrees
Think I’m gonna puke!
Spoken: Girl, I’m here for you
But all these sports and athletics, just hurt me
Went one-on-one with your older brother
Baby, I know he’s bigger, I just didn’t care
You just don’t understand how much I love you, do you?
I played soccer for you
I’m not one to got out and concede this ball game (maybe I’ll forgive you, baby)
My foot is blue, baby, but Ill still fight
Hey, I play you in any game (don’t want to fight)
But I’m still gonna be here for you, if you need a teammate, baby
But right now I’m just in so much pain (we can be happy together)
Cuz my lil toe’s bent back at me (over on the sideline!)
Will you snap it back in place?
[Crack!]
Bridge: (Holy ----!)
Damn, baby I wasn’t ready! (Moley!)
My foot hurt, baby (boney!)
All I feel’s pain, too (boney!)
Baby, please…
This bad athlete’s foot causes retreat
Don’t tell me with stoppage there’s more!
Chorus: I must succumb to the bend of my toe
Cuz I can see bone
It looks fractional, like 10/17ths
Half my toe is skewed
Chorus: Succumb to the bend of my toe
Never scored that goal
No professional, I’m an amputee
But I still have you!
With your whole fam-i-ly
Why do y’all play so damn hard?
How do I hope to compete?
Think we are forever
And thanks be to God
Now I need your fam’ly blessing
I’m desperate for their nod
Pre-chorus: And I think that a goal maybe something to show
What’s my weight in gold, but what will be the toll
Pain in my feet when you stepped on my cleat
Floppin’ around like Ronaldo
Chorus: I must succumb to the bend of my toe
Man the ref’s sight blows
That was disgraceful, it’s a penalty!
Feels wet in my shoes
Verse 2: Girl, my sock is getting bloody
Could use an orange slice
I’ve never played this before
There always so much ice?
I’m better at rugby, mhm…
We’d play at Rice
Next time play crossword or checkers
Toes never got excised!
Pre-chorus: Will you love me as if I had happened to score?
Even if I have less toes than before?
It’s not discrete, I wince from de-feet
This is one bad case of turf toe
Chorus: I must succumb to the bend of my toe
And it looks so gross
It’s unnatural, at 90 degrees
Think I’m gonna puke!
Spoken: Girl, I’m here for you
But all these sports and athletics, just hurt me
Went one-on-one with your older brother
Baby, I know he’s bigger, I just didn’t care
You just don’t understand how much I love you, do you?
I played soccer for you
I’m not one to got out and concede this ball game (maybe I’ll forgive you, baby)
My foot is blue, baby, but Ill still fight
Hey, I play you in any game (don’t want to fight)
But I’m still gonna be here for you, if you need a teammate, baby
But right now I’m just in so much pain (we can be happy together)
Cuz my lil toe’s bent back at me (over on the sideline!)
Will you snap it back in place?
[Crack!]
Bridge: (Holy ----!)
Damn, baby I wasn’t ready! (Moley!)
My foot hurt, baby (boney!)
All I feel’s pain, too (boney!)
Baby, please…
This bad athlete’s foot causes retreat
Don’t tell me with stoppage there’s more!
Chorus: I must succumb to the bend of my toe
Cuz I can see bone
It looks fractional, like 10/17ths
Half my toe is skewed
Chorus: Succumb to the bend of my toe
Never scored that goal
No professional, I’m an amputee
But I still have you!
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Yowch! That's gotta hurt! Laughing along with this parody will make you feel better though. Well done. Good story!
Keep on bending baby!
(Artistry) Hilarious but still actually kinda sweet. 555 band-aids!
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