That's right, I'm your dad, Peregrin
Dad, Peregrin - yes that's me
Oh check it out, I'm your dad, Peregrin
Me or Gandalf - who you gonna believe?

Now I know you ain't no fool, I know you ain't a moron
But I'm telling you it's true, that your father is me, Sauron
That's right if you come with me, together we can have such fun
Ruling over Middle Earth as Overlord and son
So hand over that ring, I know you know the One

But you say - I don't believe you and I'm sure that you're wrong
Oh, no way - I've never felt that Mordor's where I belong
Not today - Excuse me Sauron, tell me: what ARE you on?
Silence, little hobbit for you're missing the point
Oh, that's right, I'm your dad, Peregrin
Dad, Peregrin you know that it's true
Ain't no doubt, I'm your dad, Peregrin
Even though I'm ten times taller than you
Dad, dad, Peregrin
Dad, dad, Peregrin

Have you ever been so naughty and you knew you couldn't stop it
It's the underlying evil and it ain't 'cause you're a hobbit
Pippin, don't you understand what all this misbehaving means:
Like me, you're evil too and it's pre-programmed in your genes
So forget those elves and humans - come and join my evil schemes

But you say - Have you considered this might be a mistake
Oh, no way - I'm just a hobbit with a penchant for cake
Not today - It's just the future of the whole world stake
Silence, little hobbit for you're missing the point
Oh, that's right, I'm your dad, Peregrin
So come with me, make my family complete
Ain't no doubt, I'm your dad, Peregrin
Even though I ain't got hairs on my feet
Dad, dad, Peregrin
Dad, dad, Peregrin

What's this: Now you're telling me that you haven't got the ring
And that Baggins is the one - no, not another damn halfling
I'm afraid you aren't the hobbit that I thought you to be
What gives you the idea that you're related to me?

No way, I can't be your dad, Peregrin
You're mad Peregrin, you're never the one
Oh, it's too bad, don't be sad, Peregrin
'Scuse me while I go and look for Frodo, my son
Dad, dad, Peregrin
Dad, dad, Peregrin