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Song Parodies -> "Tender (The Meat Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Tender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blur
Parody Song Title:
"Tender (The Meat Song)"
Parody Written by:
Kankurette
The Lyrics
Tender is the meat
The chicken and the beef
Tender is the lamb
Basted in redcurrant jam
Tender is the steak
Wrapped in a Ginster's bake
L-rd, I need to find
A great big bag of Rick's Pork Rinds
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
Tender is the roast
The roast I love the most
Hiding in the oven
Waiting for the meal to come
Tender is the goose
Sizzling in its own juice
L-rd, I need to find
A great big bag of Rick's Pork Rinds
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my baby
Oh why, oh my
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
Tender is the meat
The chicken and the beef
Tender is the lamb
Basted in redcurrant jam
Tender is the goose
Sizzling in its own juice
Oh L-rd I need to find
A great big bag of Rick's Pork Rinds
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
The chicken and the beef
Tender is the lamb
Basted in redcurrant jam
Tender is the steak
Wrapped in a Ginster's bake
L-rd, I need to find
A great big bag of Rick's Pork Rinds
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
Tender is the roast
The roast I love the most
Hiding in the oven
Waiting for the meal to come
Tender is the goose
Sizzling in its own juice
L-rd, I need to find
A great big bag of Rick's Pork Rinds
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my baby
Oh why, oh my
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
Tender is the meat
The chicken and the beef
Tender is the lamb
Basted in redcurrant jam
Tender is the goose
Sizzling in its own juice
Oh L-rd I need to find
A great big bag of Rick's Pork Rinds
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
Come on, come on, come on
I'm hungry
Come on, come on, come on
Meat's the greatest thing
That we have
I'm waiting for my Sunday roast, waiting for my Sunday roast
Waiting for my Sunday roast to come
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
Oh my gravy, oh my gravy
Oh why, oh my
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