Song Parodies -> "Ballad of Remy Rat"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad of Chasey Lain"

Original Performer:

"Ballad of Remy Rat"

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The Lyrics

Ratatouille is pronounced "rat-a-too-ee" (in case you haven't heard by now), and Coq au vin is pronounced "cok oh vehn".

I'm Remy Rat
I'm here on the mat
I'm a cooking fan
Please take me to task
Don't want to eat trash
I want to cook coq au vin

This ain't a dirty trick
(Ain't a dirty trick)
I think cuisine's sublime
(Think cuisine's sublime)
You've eaten your ratatouille
But you ain't had mine

I'm Remy Rat
You can repeat that
Don't throw me on my back
Was that a tasty treat
So succulent and sweet
There's secrets to that

Just add extra garlic
(Add extra garlic)
Add a bit of thyme
(Add a bit of thyme)
Saute it all carefully
And it's all divine

I'm Remy Rat
My brother is fat
He's eating well at last
He's my biggest fan
He lands a hand
With my bowels of brass

Ego is the critic
(He is the critic)
He's coming here at 9!
(Coming here at 9)
I'll work it out with Linguini
And it'll be just fine

Oh yes!
Bro and Dad, this is Remy
Are you wondering where I'm at?
I'm lost in the city
The big, French city

Oh yes!
So what is ratatouille
Tomatoes, onions, eggplant--
And of course, zucchini
Don't forget zucchini! (Repeat)

Thank you, Auguste Gasteau!

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Matthias - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice transition from one of the dirtiest sexual songs from the Bloodhound Gang into a kid's movie. I haven't seen the movie yet, but being a fan of kid movies myself I want to go see it.

Matthias - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment

I still haven't seen the movie, but I've seen trailers and the fat guy in the last scene of the music video kinda looks like his brother, and acts like his brother too.

bobpiecheese - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Bloodhound Gang and Disney? That's definitely a new one, and you pulled it off really well.

stuart mcarthur - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

(artistry) I loved the movie - seen it twice - and this is a great tribute to it, Ag, although how anyone can make ratatouille taste as good as that rat did is beyond me - but how the nerd got the girl is also beyond me - lol - great stuff - 555

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

(Art) I haven't seen the movie. . .though some very funny lines

Rex - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This could easily be the theme song to the movie. cinq cinq cinq.

littleCupCakes - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Loved this, Remy Rat !

Stephen Harrington - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment

555, haven't seen much of the money, but tasty nethertheless.

Matthias - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Revisiting this one now that I've seen the movie, and I like this one even more now. Fantastic job Agrimorfee that was an amazing film, and parody.

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