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Song Parodies -> "Cereal Ode"
Original Song Title:
"Fire Water Burn"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bloodhound Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Cereal Ode"
Parody Written by:
MO
The Lyrics
This is a funny song about random cereals.
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
You don't need no water
Go and eat some Cap'n Crunch
Eat Cap'n Crunch, now
Yeah, yeah
Hello there rounder Froot Loops
I can see you far from space
When all the milk splashes
I get circles on my face
I tried some peanut butter
Put it in my Frosted Flakes
And as I ate some old spaghetti
Daddy gave me all just cakes
My mother gives me food that I just can't have
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
You don't need no water
Go and eat some Fruit Pebbles
Eat Fruit Pebbles, now
Crunch, crunch
Every morning when I get up
Cereal is in my bowl
I sink my spoon to Cheerios
Don't need no biscuit or a roll
I notice Count Chocula
Lucky Charms and Golden Grahams
"Silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
We just say "Oh no" at Spam
Every bite, it makes me chubby so I guess I'll have ice cream
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
General Mills is annoying
Can't buy their food at stores
I like Honey Smacks more
Smack, smack
Cocoa Puffs, they taste like chocolate
And Apple Jacks are black
But if Cinnamon Toast Crunch is good
I'll give it snack attack
Like Snap, Crackle, Pop, Sam the Toucan, Tony Tiger
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
You don't need no water
Go and eat some Lucky Charms
Eat Lucky Charms, now
Everybody here we go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Put your spoons in the air
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Wave them like you don't care
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Every bowl has to go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Everybody here we go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Put your spoons in the air
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Wave them like you don't care
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Every bowl has to go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Everybody here we go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Put your spoons in the air
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Wave them like you don't care
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Every bowl has to go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Everybody here we go
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
You don't need no water
Go and eat some Cap'n Crunch
Eat Cap'n Crunch, now
Yeah, yeah
Hello there rounder Froot Loops
I can see you far from space
When all the milk splashes
I get circles on my face
I tried some peanut butter
Put it in my Frosted Flakes
And as I ate some old spaghetti
Daddy gave me all just cakes
My mother gives me food that I just can't have
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
You don't need no water
Go and eat some Fruit Pebbles
Eat Fruit Pebbles, now
Crunch, crunch
Every morning when I get up
Cereal is in my bowl
I sink my spoon to Cheerios
Don't need no biscuit or a roll
I notice Count Chocula
Lucky Charms and Golden Grahams
"Silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
We just say "Oh no" at Spam
Every bite, it makes me chubby so I guess I'll have ice cream
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
General Mills is annoying
Can't buy their food at stores
I like Honey Smacks more
Smack, smack
Cocoa Puffs, they taste like chocolate
And Apple Jacks are black
But if Cinnamon Toast Crunch is good
I'll give it snack attack
Like Snap, Crackle, Pop, Sam the Toucan, Tony Tiger
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
The milk, the milk
The milk is too cold
You don't need no water
Go and eat some Lucky Charms
Eat Lucky Charms, now
Everybody here we go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Put your spoons in the air
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Wave them like you don't care
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Every bowl has to go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Everybody here we go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Put your spoons in the air
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Wave them like you don't care
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Every bowl has to go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Everybody here we go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Put your spoons in the air
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Wave them like you don't care
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Every bowl has to go
(Woo woo) C'mon cereal eaters
(Woo woo) Everybody here we go
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This break me up! I guess that makes you a "cereal killer"! ;D
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