Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Chaisey Lain"

Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop"

Parody Written by:

Paskkal

The Lyrics

Usually we do cool and naughty interviews with PORNSTARS,but since Jared Hasselhoff already did one with us and Jimmy Pop ist trying to cop out,I decided to write a song for him to convince him to get "aboard" on Pornstar Airlines ( www.myspace.com/pornstarairlines ) ,just like HE tried to get in touch with Chaisey Lain.

"The ballad of Jimmy Pop"

Dear Jimmy Pop,it seems like you cop
Out of our interview
´though Jared says you´re schwul,The Bloodhound Gang is cool
I need to talk to you

You´ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I´ve had a lotta puss´, had a lotta puss´
You´ve had a lotta dick,Jimmy,don´t be such a wuss

Dear Jimmy Pop,c´mon,let´s talk-shop:
Who´s got the tastiest ass?
I know the cream of the crop,we both love rim-jobs
For me,the opposite sex

You´ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I won´t charge you with a crime,charge you with a crime
You´ve had a lotta dick,Jimmy,but you won´t get mine

Dear Jimmy Pop,still wanna eat Chasey-chop?
I´ve got her number right here
You worship her non-stop,so let´s make a swap:
Claudia Chase´s rear !

You´ve had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I´ve had a lotta cooch,had a lotta cooch
You ve had a lotta dick,Jimmy,but,please,don t screw the pooch

PS:
Jimmy Pop,here are pornstars: www.myspace.com/pornstarairlines

Pornstars,here is Jimmy Pop: www.myspace.com/bloodhoundgang

Now show him them fingers!

Would you talk to me for an interview?

www.myspace.com/pornstarairlines

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