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Song Parodies -> "Garage Sale"
Original Song Title:
"All the Small Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blink-182
Parody Song Title:
"Garage Sale"
Parody Written by:
Timothy M. Patishnock
The Lyrics
This parody came to me a few days ago after I was thinking about a garage sale I worked in earlier this year...
All the, tall things
Stuffed bears, class rings
I’ll take, one chair
It has, much flair
Always, I buy
Bad suits, new ties
Shopping, trading, garage sailing
Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…
Na, na… (repeat)
Hot day, came home
With lawn darts, and a gnome
I bought more junk to fill my room
Got more relics’ than a Mummy’s tomb
Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…
I’m taking this trash
Adding to my stash
Paying with cash
I’m gonna have a bash
Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…
I’m taking this trash
Adding to my stash
Paying with cash
I’m gonna have a bash
Na, na… (Repeat)
Stuffed bears, class rings
I’ll take, one chair
It has, much flair
Always, I buy
Bad suits, new ties
Shopping, trading, garage sailing
Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…
Na, na… (repeat)
Hot day, came home
With lawn darts, and a gnome
I bought more junk to fill my room
Got more relics’ than a Mummy’s tomb
Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…
I’m taking this trash
Adding to my stash
Paying with cash
I’m gonna have a bash
Say, it ain’t sold!
A Popeye snow-globe!
Put it in the bag!
I’ll carry it home…
I’m taking this trash
Adding to my stash
Paying with cash
I’m gonna have a bash
Na, na… (Repeat)
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Hilarious! We had garage sale days in my town yesterday... bought a 75 cent Magna Doodle. I'm almost 19 years old. I mean, what the hell, seriously. I can totally relate to the song.
Good try, but it's repetitive and the pacing has a few more syllables than the OS. (Example: "put it in the bag" (5 syl.) for "turn the lights off" (4 syl.) ) 343. Better luck next time. (on your parodies, I mean, not on souveneir collecting)
The pacing was a little bit off, but it was hilarious. 455
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