Change My Name Again


Went to her house, it was a summer night
We're all alone, her folks no where in sight
Things started gettin' hot, she jumped up on my lap
Things were goin' good ya see?

And that's about the time she crapped her pants on me
What has become of common courtesy?
She needs to learn how to control her bowels
Why did she have to poo on me?
I'll probably never live this down
I'll change my name again,
Change my name again

On top of that, I had to walk home
and saw a whore, by a payphone
And then her pimp showed up
Claimed I owed him cash
Said he was gonna count to "three"...

And that's about the time he started beating me
Pimps shouldn't take their jobs so seriously
And now I'm cryin' like a sissy girl
My friends are gonna laugh at me
I'm gonna have to change my name
Change my name again,
change my name again

And that's about the time she shit all over me
She's unaware of common decency
She needs to lay off all those spicy foods
My life is one big tragedy
I'm gonna have to change my name
Change my name again,
change my name again

And that's about the time he used his cane on me
I'll sue his ass for assault and battery
So many years full of embarassment
Why is there a curse on me?
I don't wanna have to change my name
Change my name again,
change my name again