Work at the zoo
Clean the gorilla cage
What would I do
When it escaped enraged?
I ran right after it
I'm giving chase
And now we are on Highway 93

And that's about the time it threw its poop at me
Running against traffic down Route 93
Get on my cell and call the zoo
Where the Hell could that ape be?
My boss says I should call the cops
Where's that ape again? Where's that ape again?

Later on, side of the road
I called the cops from a pay phone
But then,said by the cops,
I'm guilty of neglect
And now they're gonna arrest me

And that's about the time that ape came back on me
Then ran away again on Highway 93
Now got to deal with the cops too
How did this happen to me?
What the hell should I do now?
Where's that ape again? Where's that ape again?

And that's about the time the cops had come for me
As they're sirens wail on Highway 93
What the Hell am I gonna say?
"There used to be an ape with me"?
Oh no, there it goes again
Where's that ape again? Where's that ape again?

That's about the time the cops asked me
If the ape's escape had happenned recently
Went ahead and told them yes,
They help me pursue it down Route 93
And we finally caught that damn ape
Where's that ape again? Where's that ape again?

Where's that ape again?