(ROBOT VOICE):
Riot van, riot van

(ROBOT VOICE):
Riot van, riot van

After all these years
Do I see or wherever we're be
And all these righteous karaokes 'Riot Van' is the shit

Between all my religious lordship Holy shit, I lost my underpants
Just before we go all to Exeter
'Riot Van' is more to 'Cornerstone'

Nobody asks you, reading out the 00s
Reason is treason, geezers and tossers alike

Before we go outside
Untill then I'll eat these chicken
Doing whatever they're be there 'Riot Van' aint a childrens hymn
You're going blackest
You're all I see getting bladdered
To understand you
Whenever I'll see come my ways
Afterwards we're go to Exeter
In Portsmouth or underneath Crete
Don't hold your breath for that
'Riot Van' lives again

Secrets kept for 10 years earlier Playin' with things and messin' about
Exeter rocked us all
so did Reykjavik and Bournemouth

Oh, what a baby boy
Not supposed to be muckin' about

They already told you
You're a Fatboy Slim man now

Nobody deceits you
Getting to grips with June Sarpong

2013's coming up
resting mucking about all over now

(SLURRED BRUMMIE SPEECH): Riot van, riot van

(FAST BRUMMIE SPEECH):
I think we're a bit for muckin' about now
It just doesnt seem right, maybe downhill

I think I'll give that 10 years earlier or summat
if I were you