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Phil Alexander - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Sick. Funny, but definitely sick :-)

rob - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment

HAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAH classic!

Blah - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment

AWESOME, but add somewhere in there, "When i ring my bell, all the fat kidz run like hell!" That'll make the song rock.

Dylan "WTF?" Baranski - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Dude, Iron Man was from the 70's, not the 90's.

crotos - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment

its funny, theres one that goes around my schhol though, here it is. i am ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when i ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell ROFL!!! thats basically what i said when i 1st heard it.

captain goat - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

u said it wrong dude

Ace - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment

HAHAHA!!!! Thats FUNNY! I am Ice Cream Man! runnin' over fat kids with my van!!! LOL! It matchs the original song and made me bust out laughing the first time I read them! Though, I think it be funnyer if it had Ice Cream Man drives againnnnn! instead of kills. It be even funnyer!

Hamilton - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment

The one sang around boy scout camps goes "I am ice cream man, running over children with my ice cream van." "My music blares round and round, making kids scream and fall to the ground." "I serve frozen rats, covered with sprinkles made of rotting bats." "I am Ice cream man, running over children with my ice cream van."

Titan God - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment

I like it! one in my hood goes "I am ice cream man runnin over kids in my ice cream van! If they look at me funny, I run them over and take their money!"

ice cream master - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment

that wuz pretty good but try to spice it up a little. i have a better one. p.s. i like goldfish <

Stephanie - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment

funny some people in my school used to sing this...

know it all - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!!sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!! sweet!!!!!!!!!!

MR.KNOW IT ALL!!! - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment

i thnk tht it should b longer.... and u should add a part tht says "they dont get 2 far cuz i keep a shotgun in my car!" or sumthn...... o and i

Xander - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment

lol i am ice cream man running over fat kids in my van

cows are kool - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment

cows are wonderful creatures!!!!!!!!!!!!!

corrina crowder - June 22, 2008 - Report this comment

its awsone lolz

iron man reject - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment

this is awesome

Drew - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment

It says most people gave pacing a 5, how the hell is that? Everyone loves him He just doin' his job I really think he doin' a good thing doesn't sound right.

Tami Bertrand - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment

Sweetness!!! I love this song it is sooooo funny so lol for all u!!! This song has been going around r school so its really funny!!! Peace out!!

Dr Music - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Great song. 555 Golden scoops of death! Reminds me of that evil ice cream man from Max Keeble's Big Move. My father used to be an ice cream man though. BTW...I've never told anybody this but i'm a Werejohncandy.

Sinbonic22 - November 09, 2008 - Report this comment

it goes... I am ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when i ring my bell alll the fat kids run like hell thats all i no

Anon - November 18, 2008 - Report this comment

I dont think it relates to the evil ice cream man from Max Keebles Big Move. No one loved that guy.

kmg - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment

at my school it is i am ice cream man runnin over fat kids with my van as they start to run im going to shoot them with my gun not if they run it will be fun u messed it up

aliyah - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment

i made this up, if they want vanilla, what they dont know im a serial killa. if they want a cone, ill send a death threat on their phone! lol dont take it serious.

udot - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment

its i am ice cream man running over children in mah van if i dont hit em first ill run em over in reverse

Samy - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Now that's good music right there. Nothing like messed up ice cream men to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. TAKE THOSE FAT KIDS DOWN A KNOCH YOU FROZEN- TREAT- SERVING HERO!!!!

da most anonymous 1! - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment

two days earler, one kid my school new this, now everyone does

Fat kid - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment

I justwanted my ice cream

Lauren and Michelle - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment

This is our theme song when we play cops and robers. lauren drives the ice cream van and michelle runs like hell.

kent fuselier - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Hey guys! download the sickest killa track of this you've ever heard! for free right now. go to www.DiireRecords.com and dl the song for free on the front page, drm free.!!!

GET IT RIGHT! - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment

I am the Ice Cream Man! running over fat kids in my van! When I ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell! When my music plays all the little fat kids run for days!

Fat kid 2: - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment

*Eats da Ice cream man.*

alalalala - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Joonja! Jajoon!

lulu - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment

i am the ice cream running over fat people if i dont succide throw them in back so they could freeze

xxxxLMC7xxxx - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment

i have heard, i am the ice cream man runnin over fat kidz in my van, if i dont make them cry i'll put a ciggerette in there eye.

axel - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment

it goes i am ice creame man running over kids with my white van when i ring this bell all the fat kids will run like hell

asiandude - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment

awesome

Dee Vower - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment

This song is awesome i dont care what u fat people say about it f*** u u fat bastards

not a fat kid - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment

thats funny

lolssss - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

IF YOU SCRATCH MY TRUCK, ALL I GOTTA SAY IS WHAT THE F*CK!!!!

yadayada - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment

I am the afro man, running away from the KU KLUX KLAN!! :D

bombastick - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment

it was kinda funny but all i needed was a f***ING ice cream song for my ice cream parlour

Chris - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment

I am the ice-cream man, running over fat kids in my van. When i ring my bell, all the little fat kids run like hell.

munkeez - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment

i was told it was i am the ice cream man running over kids in my mini van when they hear me ring the bell watch the children run like hell

jhgfghjk - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment

this was dumb

ma5tur ch33f - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment

lololololololololololololololol

Meh - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment

In my school it goes "I am the ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van. When I go to bed, dream about all the fat kids that are dead"

dffdjr - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment

hahahahahahahaha

Fat Kid - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment

I don't give a crap if a kids are fat or not, they are still kids, this parody is a sick piece of sh*t!!! 1 1 1!!!

your motha - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment

when i ring my bell all the little fatties run like hell

BOOMSTICK - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment

IN my school it gos i am the ice creem man runing over fat kids in my van if i dont hit thim ferst i will hit thim in revers. that is it

Askeller8 - August 19, 2014 - Report this comment

In my scout troop we added a verse after the hitten them in reverse part " I am icecream man saving all the chocolate for myself

i dont know - November 18, 2014 - Report this comment

In my school it is: I am the ice cream man, running over fat people with my van, they want ice cream cones, all i gonna give them is broken bones

A - November 21, 2015 - Report this comment

Let's go burn a cross Lynch a hundred niggers cause it ain't no loss. We drive four by fours running over niggers and knocking down doors I am iron dick six feet long and three feet thick

Thomas - June 01, 2016 - Report this comment

I have been singing this song since 2nd grade! I love this song!

Kami - October 22, 2017 - Report this comment

The one I heard was I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if I don’t hit them put it in reverse and try again

dildo saggins - March 05, 2019 - Report this comment

it made me horny

ice-cream man - May 09, 2019 - Report this comment

YES ITS ME ICE CREAM MAN AND YES I LOVE LITTLE FAT KIDS IN MY VAN!!!

Darius Whitehead - May 10, 2019 - Report this comment

Popsicle Pete says, "NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!"

Ice Cream f***er - September 24, 2021 - Report this comment

yes yesy eys! ice cream killings kids! LOL! in my van the kids ran ice cream!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! Thats FUNNY! I am Ice Cream Man! runnin' over fat kids with my van!!! LOL! It matchs the original song and made me bust out laughing the first time I read them! Though, I think it be funnyer if it had Ice Cream Man drives againnnnn! instead of kills. It be even funnyer!

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