Chopped off all my curls and now my hair is swirled
Like you just stuck my head into the john
Can you please come mend this mess that's on my head?
Or grab a BIC® razor and shave it gone

I lost all my charm since women are alarmed
My scalp to them is worse than blood and gore
Go grab scissors to snip and don't give me no lip
Since all those constant screams I can't ignore

Please, Don't mock my 'do my freaky deaky 'do
My barber messed up every strand
He butchered my hairdo, My freaky deaky 'do
Worse than the Flock of Seagulls band!

Ewwwwww!!!

I just watched your ma pass out and drop her jaw
Your poor ol' dad was forced to down a keg
Give my fuzz a tight grip then proceed with a rip
Embarrassment is worse than that head pain

I'm hearin' Keith Flint tease and now I want to tweeze
Pluck every single follicle away
I'm hearin' desperate cries like "Kids! Shield your eyes!"
"That man right there has clearly gone insane!"

Please, Don't mock my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
You'll see my mug in each newsstand
Since did you know my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
Was so gross that it killed a man?!

Don't taunt my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
I'm forced to lurk through this wasteland
Until my hair has grew, I'll flaunt this freaky 'do
Should shove my head deep in the sand

Don't shun my do', My freaky deaky 'do
So sick of hearin' ceaseless laughs
The world mocks my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
My face cannot be photographed

Ewwwwwwwww!!!