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Song Parodies -> "Angsty Angry Art"
Original Song Title:
"Achy Breaky Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Ray Cyrus
Parody Song Title:
"Angsty Angry Art"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
have you ever noticed, how many movies, video games, etcetera end on a depressing note these days? I believe TVTropes calls this trope "true art is angsty." well, in most cases, this can be very annoying. particularly when it also makes for an anti-climactic ending, or in the case of video games, (which I don't normally play, but my brother does!) can feel insulting, keeping the character alive through gameplay, just to send them to their scripted death at the end! well, here I am making fun of today's emo writing, with a parody of a light, catchy, fun ditty of the '90s! (well, I still like it anyway...) special mention should go to Neil Druckmann, a major "angst" writer, and SJW who is trying to suck the fun out of Naughty Dog. "Uncharted 4" seemed a lot more somber, and a lot less fun, than the three games preceding it. anyway, please enjoy!
fails to save the world, and doesn't get the girl
‘cause thanks to her illness, now she's gone
yeah, you can take your friends to “Mourning Uncle Ben”
in “Spider-Man” that's all that's going on
my new movie's stars are gonna buy the farm
getting somber, like “Uncharted 4”
it's time you get a grip, ‘cause emo is what's hip
there won't be happy endings anymore
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
‘cause you don't know depression’s cool
And If You Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
I'll have to label you a fool!
“random train whistle”
I can kill the ma, of the main charactah
to make ‘em sympathetic, break their legs
oh, I know what'd be hip, to make the people flip
make every single character be gay!
or kill ol’ Auntie May, while Parker’s out one day
he'll shake his fist, swear vengeance “They Will Pay!”
and while out for revenge, “Spider-Man” meets his end
like “Last Of Us 2” might do anyway!
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
‘cause you don't know depression’s cool
And If You Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
I'll have to label you a fool!
“random train whistle”
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
inside the star’s house, is a bomb!
And From A Somber Start
To End My Angsty Art
the bomb blows up and kills his mom!
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
are you too dumb to understand?
When I Release My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
Neil Druckmann’s gonna cum his pants!
“random train whistle”
‘cause thanks to her illness, now she's gone
yeah, you can take your friends to “Mourning Uncle Ben”
in “Spider-Man” that's all that's going on
my new movie's stars are gonna buy the farm
getting somber, like “Uncharted 4”
it's time you get a grip, ‘cause emo is what's hip
there won't be happy endings anymore
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
‘cause you don't know depression’s cool
And If You Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
I'll have to label you a fool!
“random train whistle”
I can kill the ma, of the main charactah
to make ‘em sympathetic, break their legs
oh, I know what'd be hip, to make the people flip
make every single character be gay!
or kill ol’ Auntie May, while Parker’s out one day
he'll shake his fist, swear vengeance “They Will Pay!”
and while out for revenge, “Spider-Man” meets his end
like “Last Of Us 2” might do anyway!
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
‘cause you don't know depression’s cool
And If You Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
I'll have to label you a fool!
“random train whistle”
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
inside the star’s house, is a bomb!
And From A Somber Start
To End My Angsty Art
the bomb blows up and kills his mom!
Don't Mock My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
are you too dumb to understand?
When I Release My Art
My Angsty Angry Art
Neil Druckmann’s gonna cum his pants!
“random train whistle”
"The Last Of Us 2" is an upcoming sequel to the Naughty Dog video game "The Last Of Us." created by the devil known as Neil Druckmann! only this time, his co-director of the previous game, Bruce Straley, was booted off the project by Drunkman himself! in the name of making a game about hate, as opposed to love, which the first one revolved around. (just paints a cheery little picture, doesn't it?) after this, and kicking Amy Hennig off of her own game series, (Uncharted.) I seriously think Naughty Dog needs to show Ducklips the door, before he damages anything else! and for the record, I actually like darker media, just not when they put the characters through #3!!, and leave them there at the end! paraphrasing Don Bluth: you can put the characters through anything, so long as there's a happy ending! anyway, I've ranted about the emo movement long enough. thanks for reading!
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I smell another 100 3x5's coming on for the J-man!
Can't say I know much about your material or the games your brother plays, but 555! I must say that you probably would hate most of HK Cinema action romances. In the East, love is shown by either the girl or guy dying in the end by laying down their life for the other. While noble, I hate those endings. But that's not for art reasons. Asians seldom show affection and love in public. No PDAs...
CML - thank you! here's hoping!
Rob - yeah man, as I said, I don't mind things being dark, as a matter of fact, I love it! I just hate how many things seem to end on a down-note these days. the happy ending is no longer a cliche! and as for the video games, while I haven't played them, I've watched the cutscenes, like a movie! and Uncharted 1-3 were way more enjoyable than 4! (thanks a lot, Druckmann!) anyway, thank you 4 the 5s! :)
Rob - yeah man, as I said, I don't mind things being dark, as a matter of fact, I love it! I just hate how many things seem to end on a down-note these days. the happy ending is no longer a cliche! and as for the video games, while I haven't played them, I've watched the cutscenes, like a movie! and Uncharted 1-3 were way more enjoyable than 4! (thanks a lot, Druckmann!) anyway, thank you 4 the 5s! :)
Thanks for using the Roman alphabet, otherwise I'd have no idea at all what this is about.
^ no problem...
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