Take my Tiki Torch,
The stuffed chair off the porch
And my outhouse Sears catalog
Borrow and keep a tool,
My three step cupboard stool
That NASCAR jacket, or my old pet hog

Repossess the truck,
Steal my hound dog, Buck
My moonshine stash, or that old big bear trap
And you can take away
The sheet for KKK
Snitch my fuzzy Daniel Boone coon cap..

But don't take my gun, This slick militia one
The Bill of Rights, second amend
A weapon that I love, and if push comes to shove
You'd better bring an army with ya', friend

You can have my maw,
And you can have my paw
What's left of the Bud in last week's keg
I'll throw in some beans,
A brand new pair of jeans,
Most anything you want, without a beg..

Take my fishin' raft,
That George Bush photograph
And the indian arrowhead I found yesterday
Grab my rebel flag,
The taxidermied stag,
And that old Ford on blocks in our driveway..

But don't take it Nev, my AK forty "Sev"
Don't ever try to confiskate this gun
Don't tell me it's banned, while it's here in my hand
This old moose killer gets her done..

You can't have this barrel,
I'm here to tell ya, Darryl
Your fifty thousand volts might stun
But, send a single source,
Your gun law, to enforce
And through his body, he'll see sun

Take my daughter, Bev, but skip my AK "Sev"
This baby's loaded in my hand
It's one peace makin' pipe, can settle any gripe
Now please tread lightly off my land..

Please tread lightly off my land